Thanks to this cold that some generous person (!!) gave me, I have been a bit out of sorts - worse than usual - the past couple days.
Yesterday, I did the body piercing version of 'your dress being tucked up in your panty hose!"
When I take my daily shower, I take the 3/4" plugs out of my ears, and my 00 gauge septum plug, and I wash....er... I wash my holes. My other major piercing, which shan't be mentioned, can fend for itself.
Anywho, I took the 3/4" plugs out of my ears, soaped and rinsed the holes, and instead of putting BOTH plugs back in, I forgot, and I only put the right plug back in my ear. So.... I go go the Missouri Botanical Gardens, and I go shopping at 5 different stores. NOT ONE PERSON mentioned to me that I had only one plug in my ears, and I had a huge, gaping, floppy hole in the other ear!
I guess this is proof that I don't spend as much time in a mirror as I am often accused of doing. After my shower, I blow dryed, moussed and hair srayed my bear and 'stache into it's normal place, and I **STILL** didn't notice that I was missing a plug. When Mark pulled up in the driveway after he got off work (About 5:30 PM), he yelled out his car window as he was driving up, "Hey, MOO, why do you only have one plug in?" A flash of terror shot through me as I felt my left year. Yep. It was gone. I went into the bathroom, and looked in the window sill above the bathtub. There sat the missing plug. I had gone without it all day!
Still, I feel like the lady that leaves a public restroom with the back of her dress tucked up in her panty hose - and she's not wearing underwear!
- Michael
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