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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

My photography...tips and tricks and how I (permanently) view the world!

Here are a few tips on how I see the world of photography.

I am often asked, "What brand of camera do you use?" 

Most people won't ask you what brand of piano you're playing.  It isn't necessarily the brand of camera (or the piano) that makes all the difference, it's how you use it!  I have seen some nationally award winning artists at top-rate art shows that use a child's camera as their art medium!

This might sound like a highfalutin philosophy, but this is how I see it:
Lighting plus perspective create mood.  In my mind, the subject of your photography is, indeed, very important, but it doesn't stand a chance if the angle, cropping and lighting doesn't offer a strong helping hand to your photography.

This photograph was completely unaltered:


I bought both cameras that I use since my first photograph at clearance sales, and both under $179.  Off clearance, the most expensive would have been $349.  Up to the time of this writing,  have not used additional lenses or filters.  My cameras are typical point-and-shoot models.

You can see some of my photography on my webpage:

or click on the large floral picture at the bottom of this blog.  Not all of my photography is floral content.  The picture is just somewhat representative of my other photography.

Samples of my photography can also be seen on my Facebook page by searching the email address:
MJKeller568@aol.com

Most importantly:  What are you photographing?

If you go on a family vacation, by all means, please photograph your family and friends standing in front of Mount Rushmore, the Statue of Liberty, or Niagara Falls, for example - then make them move out of the shot, and take several pictures without them!  Check my photography to see how man pictures of humans I have in my files. Other than **myself**, which is by far my favorite subject :),  I SELDOM take pictures of humans.  Taking pictures of people, in itself, is an art in it's own right.  There is a lot of knowledge out there on that type of photography, but you won't find much of it in this article.

Second in the line of importance is: 
Remember that once you click that button, and take a photograph, the picture that you have just taken has to speak volumes for *itself*.

Have you ever gotten home after an outing with your camera, and reviewed the pictures a couple days later?  I bet you have seen several photos in that collection that made you stop and ask, "Why did I take that picture?"  Or....  "Even thought the lighting, etc, is correct, and it's not a bad picture, the view isn't as nice as I thought it would be!"  Or worse yet, after a major event, "Who is this person, and why did I take their picture?"

The reason that you are deleting all those pictures that you really don't want to keep, or you are posting bad pictures to websites is that when you snapped that picture, you were trying to capture a "moment" instead of a "picture".  I have to take great issue with the film company that used the slogan "We are here to help capture the moments of your lives.".  That isn't necessarily the truth, for reasons that will soon become apparent.

When you are standing in a large flower Garden, for example, and you snap a broad general picture, you were not aware that you were actually trying to capture the warm sunshine on your cheek, the smell of the air after a heavy rain, a whiff of the wisteria growing on the fence behind you, and the birds singing in the trees.  At the time of this writing, there is no technology available that will allow you to convey the "moment" you were experiencing with all your senses.  While I will practically kill myself trying to get you to experience those moments, I will have to sadly admit that it is impossible to capture them with either a video or still camera.  With this consideration, we have come to the conclusion that the picture you take has to speak volumes for itself.  The subject and how it is captured becomes the most important aspect of your photography. 

Your viewers will never be able to feel the same wind on their cheek, that beam of much-needed sunlight on you felt on your shoulder, they will never hear that robin announce it is spring, nor will they ever share in smelling that beautiful Iris that you are trying to permanently capture.  Your photograph has to do all the work by itself. When I am asked to review and critique other people's photography, I notice that 99% of the scenes they capture probably had some long-lost "moments" attached, and in the end, the photograph was too weak to stand on its own. 

Even though Mark is still WAY TOO OFTEN attempted to take pictures that he will later regret ("Moment pictures", as we call them), he will occasionally start to  aim the lens of a camera at a view...pause for a moment.... then put down the camera and walk away.  Knowing very well, but wanting a response in any case, I will ask him, "Why didn't you get that shot?"  He will answer me, "It was a 'moment', instead of a picture!"  There you have it, folks!  You CAN teach an old dog new tricks!  :)

The moral of that saga: Make sure your photos can stand for themselves. You want to capture a photograph, not a moment!

Using the flash, and other settings on your camera:

I find the use of the flash from a point-and-shoot camera, for the lack of a better expression, rather rude, or minimally - cold and harsh.  I can't say that I have never used a flash, but out of thousands of pictures taken, I can count on my hands the times I have used a flash.  As a rule, I would apply the same philosophy to most general overhead lighting in any building.

The flash that comes with any point-and-shoot camera will cause harsh shadows in your photograph, and overhead lighting removes the tones in picture that help create mood.

I would strongly encourage you to experiment with the "Manual" settings that are on your camera: Shutter speed, aperture and film sensitivity (ISO), even though you aren't technically using 'film'.  If you choose to use any of these settings, and deviate from the "smart / automatic" feature of your camera, you will need to use a tripod.  Buying a tripod is much like buyinga camera:  You can get good, cheap cameras, and you can get good, cheap tripods.  I bought one of my 3 tripods at a retail store, and I picked up one of my other tripods at a thrift store, and the other at an estate sale.  If you want to be absolutely certain that your camera will fit the tripod, you should buy the same brand of tripod as your camera.  Generally, however, if you have the piece that screws into the bottom of your camera from one tripod, as in my case, it might work with other brands of tripods.

Why do you need a tripod?  It isn't solely so you can look like a professional photographer.  If you change **any** of the manual settings of your camera, you will get some horrible blur or distortion if a tripod is not used.  Photography is next to impossible without a tripod if you change aperture, shutter speed or film / ISO sensitivity.  In addition, you can take pictures in darker settings WITHOUT the use of a flash, allowing your picture to appear natural instead of being washed out.  You can spend anywhere from a couple dollars to hundreds of dollars for a tripod.  My most expensive tripod was $24, my least expensive was $4 at an estate sale.

If you experiment with the manual settings on a camera, it becomes a much more versatile machine.  You should, however, 'remember what you did', and the environment you were in to get those results, so you can repeat them again when the opportunity arises. If you randomly change your camera's settings, and you get lucky and take a good picture with those settings, you won the battle, but you didn't win the war.  Kind of a "give a man a fish, and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime type deal!  If you jot down, or remember the conditions that you used those settings, you can repeat them later with the same results, thus getting better use of your camera.  

About altering (manipulating) your photographs:
While I seldom alter my photography, on occasion I find a tweak here or there if not absolutely necessary, an interesting or fun addition to the photograph.

After changing whatever it is in the photograph that I want to change, I *always* save the file under another name, preserving the original, untouched photograph as a separate file.

Many people use Photoshop.  I will not publicly down this software. It definitely has a designated purpose.  You do have other choices, however - and they are absolutely free.  I use Picasa 3, which is free no-strings attached software:

The following photograph was altered using Picasa:


Picasa not only helps you keep your files organized, but it offers:
* many photo altering features, such as red eye removal, adding "glow", retouching (got somebody in the background that you want to be removed from your photo?)
* Adding soft glow to a picture
* some better printing capabilities than my other software offers.

The other software that I find invaluable, yet absolutely free is GIMP.
Yes, it's called GIMP - Graphical Image Manipulation Program.


(or Google "GIMP" for other download sites)

The following photograph was created using GIMP.  It consists of a sunrise from my front yard, and the hand that I photographed from a statue in a local cemetery, combined to get:

About archiving your digital files (photos or otherwise):

** DO NOT keep your photographs on the memory card that you have in your camera, or on a device such as a memory stick or a USB drive**  Those things are easily lost, or if they are not lost, at some point, they will die, and take your fine photographs with them! **

It is an unfortunate fact that many people are lulled into the false security of believing that a computer's hard drive is a permanent storage device.  At some point in the future, every hard drive that is manufactured by today's standards **WILL** fail.  That is a given fact.  With normal use, since I purchased my first computer in 1992, I have had probably 20 hard drives crash, taking EVERYTHING with it.  Even though I am fortunate enough to have permanent copies of most of my photographs, there are several great shots that I can never duplicate that I have lost, and that I will never recover due to hard drive crashes.

Mass storage tip #1:
Every few months, but not as often as I should, I use cheap recordable CDs from Staples, Office Max, Office Depot, Walmart / Target, etc, to burn photos that I really want to keep. I label the CDs with a general label (Photo CD #1, for example), and I will often use Picasa 3, which is a free downloadable photo manipulation program to print off a page of 'tumbnail' photos.  I fold up this page, and put it inside the CD jacket, so that some time in the future, when I have long since forgotten what photos I put on that CD, I can take out that little cheat sheet and look at the thumb nail photos to remind me of what photos are actually on that particular CD.

Tip #2 for mass, semi-permanent storage:
In addition, I have also purchased a fairly inexpensive mass storage device from Best Buy (an external hard drive). In the past, if I wasn't accessing this hard drive, they had a button on the front to completely turn them off.  While it is entirely possible, yet not recommended, many people (including myself) would use these drives as just an alternative to your ordinary hard drive.  They would store and run games and other programs from them, when their initial intended purpose was solely for storage.

  The latest generation of these hard drives do not have an on / off button.  When the computer is on, they are on - all the time.  That doesn't stick with me that well, if you know what I mean.  I am of the persuasion that I should 'turn it off if I'm not using it, to preserve and extend the life of the device."  I still have my original MP3 player that is 5 yrs. old, and I use it every day.  Mark, on the other hand, has gone through four MP3 players, and I doubt that the 4 MP3 players combined have had a total of 3 hours playing time on them!

Anywho, even though I accessed this new external hard drive only to store photos (less than 10 times, I would say), after about a year, it crashed with no hope of recovery.  I took it back to Best Buy for them to test it.  I was thinking that the power source was faulty. They told me that the problem was, indeed, with the hard drive, and not the power pack.  I knew that the hard drive had a 6 year warranty.  I sent it back to the manufacture for a replacement, and I received the replacement in less than a week.

Now, I have the external hard drive completely disconnected from the computer and it's power source unplugged from the wall - completely powered down.  Every 3 or 4 months (or after an important photo shoot), I will plug it back into my computer to transfer photos and other documents that I want to keep. After the transfer, it gets unplugged again.

Tip #4)
If you have photos that you REALLY want to keep, print them out on a stable photo paper and archive them in an acid-free photo album or better yet, frame them.  I have far too many photos to print out, but I have printed the ones that I consider the most valuable to me.

Happy shooting....

- Michael

Monday, November 22, 2010

Is it a bad thing if a mall Santa Claus flips me off?

Is it a bad thing if a mall Santa Claus flips me off? 

Yesterday, I had my facial hair in fine form, and I passed a Mall Santa (South County Mall, St. Louis) who just left his throne to take a break.   He was walking quickly to get through the crowd, attempting to disappear into some out-of-sight break room. 

I said to him, "Hey - I have to bleach my hair twice to get that color! (snow white!)"  I wasn't aware of it at the moment, but I was unintentionally insulting his age, even though he probably wasn't much older than myself.  He laughed, gently nudged my arm with his elbow and said, "Hey!", (as if to say, "How dare you!" and took a couple steps further down the mall.  He turned around and looked at me and said, in reference to my hair bleaching comment, "I do, too, but I only have to bleach ONCE!", and he put one finger up, to illustrate "1" to me - but it wasn't his pointer finger that went up in the air!  We both had a hearty laugh, and both Santa Claus' - him and myself - continued on our separate ways.

- Michael

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Useless Trivia #489B, St. Louis Trivia and Christmas in a New York State of mind!

For me, the country kid inside me gives way to the big city boy that I knew I was, and I can't think of Christmas without imagining the Radio City Rockettes doing their annual Christmas shows.  While I am in a New York State of mind, I also mentally tour the Lord & Taylor store to see the massive Wanamaker pipe organ.  I am featuring both in this blog, so if large, powerful musical machines aren't your cup of tea, scroll past to the Rockettes!

For those of you who are uninitiated to the world of massive keyboard instruments, the Wanamaker pipe organ is often argued to be the largest pipe (theatre) organ in the world.  It is nothing short of massive, and will leave any organ enthusiast in tears! 

Trivia #1) What was the original purpose of this huge pipe organ?   Why would anyone want such a thing?
Answer:  It was originally made for the 1904 World's Fair in St. Lous!

Some general Wanamaker pipe organ information:

An organ performance at Wanamaker:

A CHRISTMAS performance on the Wanamaker organ:
 (the organ starts playing "O Christmas Tree" at 0:36 in the video)

Another point of view:

Lastly, Trivia Question #2) Where did the Radio City Rockettes original hail from?
Answer:  St. Louis, MO, of course!  St. Louis produced the largest pipe organ in the world, as well as one of the most famous dance teams.

General Rocketts info:

The Dance of The Wooden Soldiers:

General commercial featuring the Rockettes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EZdYY7TfD0&feature=related

The Famous, and hideously synchronized Santa Claus dance w/ bell choir:
(these are the girls dressed like Santas - they are not men, but they are convincing!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWtvFlyvh-o&feature=related

- Michael

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Turning Over A New Leaf

Many people want to make a change in their lives, but they are completely unwilling to do anything different than they were doing previously.

There are several factors that must be forefront in your mind before a change is made:

1) We can't change what we don't acknowledge.
You can't change what you simply don't accept and recognize.

2) Life rewards action, not inaction.
You will get something in return if you choose to do something about it!
I am known for my lack of patience.  I am also known for my incredible perseverance.   I am not patient.  Patience is for someone who wants to sit around and wait for something to happen. Perseverance means you are doing something to get the job done. No lazy person ever had great skills or talents.  People work HARD for these things, there are no exceptions to that rule!

3) We are responsible for our behaviors, including our thoughts.
Your thoughts are behaviors.  If somebody told you that "you will never amount to anything", or "You can't do that", if you believe it, you will become exactly what they expect you to. Most people believe that your parents 'want only the best for you'.  I can tell you first hand that this is not the truth.  Jealousy and insecurity are ugly things.  If I stopped doing the things that I do so well because my mother laughed at me, poked fun at me, or purposely put me down when I attempted them, at this very moment, I would be sitting in an armchair, blankly staring at a TV.  Instead, I am an advanced level knitter, when my body will allow it, I am a cross country touring cyclist, and in two years, I have taught myself to read music at a 5 year level without professional lessons.

4) (Related to #3) "Human nature is a poor excuse for bad behavior."
Please see #3.  We are in conscious control of our behaviors, including our thoughts. No excuse for doing otherwise.

5) You have to name it to claim it.
Do you know how many people have told me, "I want to be happy!"  I ask them, "What would make you happy?"  They tell me: "A tall man (woman, etc), a rich husband / wife, a fast car, a big house.
I ask them, "How will these things make you happy?"  They tell me, "They make me feel wanted, attractive, secure, etc."  I tell them, "You can feel wanted, content, happy, secure, etc, WITHOUT those things."

6) Either you get it, or you don't.
You have to understand what is going on around you.  The proverbial "Ostrich with his head stuck in the sand" is putting himself more at risk than he is helping himself.
Being naive or gullible is dangerous. If you aren't protecting your goodies, so to speak, the world will be dividing up your cookies as you sit on the curb of life, crying with your face in your hands.
The moral of #6);  Whoever said, "What you don't know can't hurt / kill you" is the person you want to keep an eye on.  They are the ones that will do just that!  They want an easy target, and don't want you to see it coming! 

The moral is mini-saga is that you can, indeed, turn over a new leaf.  You can make any change in your life that you can imagine - but you have to know what you want, how to get it, and be energetic enough to work hard to achieve it and maintain it! 

Life is managed, not cured.  It is a constant work in progress.  If you drop the ball, you will not be pleased with the outcome.

- Michael

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Sing, "These Are A Few of My Favorite....LINKS?"

Sing, "These are a few of my favorite ... links?"

Being intelligent is not knowing all the answers.  Being intelligent is knowing how to find all the answers!  It is all about resources, and having some ability to retain what you have learned.  Both take a little work and a little time and energy.  The phrase, "Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime" certainly applies.

S E A R C H      E N G I N E S

Everybody knows how to "Google it", but there are other options available.

www.bing.com is my all-purpose favorite search engine - if for no other reason, the fantastic photography featured on the home page changes every day. There is an arrow button at the bottom of the home page that can be used to scroll through the past photographs from previous days.

Even though I have had a few years of Spanish, this page is useful for translating everything from simple phrases to complete web pages from German, Russian, Korean, Japanese, Chinese, Greek, Portugese, Italian, Dutch and French into English (and from any one of these languages to the other!).  Many people in the English speaking world are completely unaware that there are websites from all around the world, and in many different languages that are more helpful than a webpage in English.  While it is true that translation software is never word-for-word perfect in it's translation, much of this information is valuable, this web site takes translation to a new level, making every attempt to use correct grammar and form that is unique to eacn individual language. 
  (http://translate.google.com/)
 
Other search engines might include:
www.DogPile.com (yes, that is correct!)
and
These 2 sites are inclusive search engines that search multiple search sites at the same time, and might return more webpages relating to your search than any one site might be capable of returning.

WIKIPEDIA.ORG
The modern day replacement for an encyclopedia set is www.Wikipedia.org .
The difference between this website and a set of encyclopedias is that a set of printed encyclopedias is outdated by **2** years before it goes to print.  If yo go to Wikipedia.org, for example, the site it updated within minutes after a famous person dies, a new president is sworn in, for example.  It is a live and up-to-date valuable resource for information.  I can't remember when a day has gone by in my life that I have not used this site, and many times each day.  You can find ANYTHING about ANYTHING - from plants, animals, music and movie stars, any famous person, any ordinary substance - ANYTHING!


W E A T H E R

THE WEATHER CHANNEL

This site is invaluable when planning an adventure that is outdoors.
Just type in your city or zip code for current local radar, hour-by-hour, daily or 10-day forecasts.


This weather website offers the same information as The Weather Channel website, with the addition of current wind speed, humidity, allergy information, etc.

I use these 2 weather pages interchangeably, depending on my needs.


YOUTUBE.COM
I have uploaded 38 videos of my own (search "Tattookub"), and my lowly little videos of me playing my keyboard instruments (Hammond B3, etc), and my parrot, Conrad, have received almost 38,000 views.
It was Youtube.com that taught me how to knit, and many more things that I have learned.  You can watch entire episodes of many sitcoms and movies, including The Golden Girls, and many more.

MAPQUEST.COM
A brief segway:
I have already blogged about the benefits of owning an inexpensive hand-held GPS.  Unless you live in a tiny town, and NEVER leave the area (which is a sad fact, in itself!), there is absolutely no excuse to NOT own a GPS. Considering the fact that once an initial purchase is made, their use is absolutely **free** forever.  They require no monthly data packages, etc, and to use them, you simply get them out of the box, plug them into the receptacle in your car, type in the address (or the name of the store, etc), that is your destination, and press GO.  THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO IT!  Hand-held GPS devices have a dash mount that encourage hands-free operation, and they are Blue Tooth enabled, so that when you are in your car, and your cell phone rings, you can answer it through the GPS, encouraging hands-free cell phone use, as well. But, in the immortal words of Sophia Petrillo from 'The Golden Girls',  "I digress"
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Back to MAPQUEST.COM:
If I want to know the location of an address / store / event, etc, while I am in my home and sitting at my computer, I use mapquest.com.  When I need to know how to actually get there, and I am in my vehicle, I use my GPS.

GOOGLEMAPS.COM
www.googlemaps.com
Have you ever wanted to take a trip back through your old neighborhood, but ... time, money and distance separates you? Googlemaps.com can get you there!  There are some small towns not covered on this website, but you can go down any street in a large city, and major streets in most small towns.  You might even find your car parked in front of your house, your old school or church - or your work place!  I use this website to travel vicariously.  If you click on 'satellite view", you will see a little orange man in the upper left hand corner of that window.  Click-and-hold on him, and drag him to the street that you want to visit.  Then navigate using either the mouse or the arrow keys to go up and down the streets.  Don't forget to look left, right and up & down - you don't want to miss anything.  The photography is real, and the detail can be amazing. 


WONDERHOWTO.COM
I'm sure you've wondered how to do something.  It was this site, along with Youtube, as I previously stated, that taught me how to knit, and take my accordion apart, and get it back together correctly!  You can learn everything from the most useful, to the most unusual and the most silly on this site.  There are insiders tips and tricks to doing virtually anything you ever wanted to do.  The subjects contain, but certainly are not limited to:
Computers and software, music and playing musical instruments, arts and crafts, pranks and jokes - and solving virtualy any problem that is a human can conceive.  This site is well worth adding to your bookmarks, and USING IT!


F I N D I N G
I N F O R M A T I O N   A B O U T  A N Y B O D Y ! ! !

WWW.ANYWHO.COM, WWW.WHITEPAGES.COM and WWW.YELLOWPAGES.COM are all useful in finding personal and business phone numbers and addresses.  Reverse phone number searches are also available.  These sites will tell you if the number is a cell phone number, and if it is, they will require a small fee to tell you who the cell phone number belongs to.  Otherwise, the information is absolutely free.

AREA CODE LOOK-UP:

ZIP CODE LOOK-UP:


FINDING SOMEONE'S AGE, DATE OF BIRTH, DATE OF DEATH, etc:

www.vitalrec.com (Vital Records)

Once the site loads, DO NOT enter information in the light yellow dialog box over to the right. If you do, you will be prompted to pay $$.  Instead, scroll down past large blue writing that says "Public Records Search" (don't enter anything in this box, either!).  Click on the state in which you which you would like to search.  Actually, the state that you select now doesn't matter, because you have to select it again on the next page.  Once again, a light yellow box pops up to the right. Ignore this one, too, and scroll down.  You should now see text that says, "Illinois State Vital Records Office Information" (or whatever state you chose on the last page).  To the right of the contact information relating to that state's Vital Records office, you will find red text that says,m "Find Lost Family and Friends", then "First Name, State, Last Name" text boxes.  THESE BOXES ARE THE CORRECT BOXES.  Type in the formal name of the person you are looking for, and perferably the state that they might have lived in.  To check your accuracy, this site MIGHT list a few people who are related to this person. If you recognize the person's name, the age is correct, and the family members are correct for the person you are looking for, YOU HAVE FOUND THE RIGHT PERSON! This much information is FREE. If you want more than this information from *this* page, you have to pay for it.

This site only tells you the person's name, current age, and SOME relatives. It doesn't know when someone dies - so if they died a few years ago, and they were in their 90's at the time of death, this site can easily list them as 117 yrs old! I will soon give you a page that does know the date of death, however!

The next page:

Information gleamed from this page is absolutely free at all times, and it is self explanitory, but it has limited use.  The only difficulty remains in the fact that if you are searching a very common name, you might have several pages of results to wade through before you find the person you are looking for.

FAMOUS OR NON-FAMOUS (Ordinary people!) GRAVES:

www.FindAGrave.com is the largest up-to-date virtual cemetery on the internet.  This website it not limited to famous people.  Many of my own ancestors have their own pages on this site. This site is absolutely free, and anybody can write a page for their own ancestors, or you can browse millions of famous people's memorials.  You can find everybody from Elvis Presley to Dixie Carter to King Henry VIII - and millions more!  For each person, the website has at least one picture of the individual in his or her prime, and usually a couple pictures, a fairly detailed biography, and an actual photograph of his or her grave, head stone, mausoleum or other memorial.  If the person was cremated, the final disposition of their ashes may be given.  Witht rare exceptions, it is possible to leave a virtual memorial (flowers, a note, etc), if you would like to do so.  I would be embarassed to admit how many hours I have spent on this site, alone.  The information is fascinating.

Pertaining to average people:
The following link is to a particular cemetery in eastern Illinois. This is one of 4 cemeteries in the area that hold the bodies of many of my relatives on the Keller side.  The large memorial featured at the bottom of this page is the "Keller Memorial", and all Kellers (and many more people!) on this page are my own relatives.  Any person can also add their relatives to FindaGrave.com.
(Click on "View All Interments" once the page loads to see the Kellers)

www.FindADeath.com is more "death hag" related, and I have spent **many** hours reading the dirty details of many famous people's last hours on earth.  Whiel FindAGrave.com is a site that honors modesty and formality of the deceased, FindADeath.com wastes no energy on such matters!  All gorey details are exposed.  The fun starts, for example, when you click on "search" in the left-hand column.  Type in "Ike Turner", for example, then in the search results, click on "The Death of Ike Turner".  For some fascinating reading, scroll down when the page loads.  Throughout these stories, you can click on pictures to see their actual death certificates, pictures of the house they lived / died in (and other pictures!), including pictures of their graves, and a few even feature one last shot - pictures of them in their caskets.  For more gore than the average person can take, type in "Chris Farley".  There is an actual picture of him they way the found his body.  This, folks, is what a cocaine overdose looks like! Write the results of his last day down as, "Things to avoid in my life!"  Incidentally, I was in Chicago, right beside his apt. building while he lay dead in it!

Also very interesting re: famous people's graves (those buried in Los Angeles, at any rate!)
http://www.beneathlosangeles.com/
   
PRIVATELY OWNED 'PROFESSIONAL' CARS (Hearses, etc
There are several private hearse clubs, including "The Dead Sleds", "The Grim Rides", and "Phantom Coaches"

The Grim Rides:

The Dead Sleds:

Through simple searches and the selective use of specific search terms, you can use the internet to find virtually anything.  There are some bits of information here and there that I am trying to find, but I haven't located them yet.  I use a word processor program to keep a list of things that I am 'on the look' for, and if I **ever** have spare time, I pull up that list and look a bit more.  Once in a while, I get lucky and run across information tha I have been seeking for quite some time.

A hint about using search engine (Bing, Altavista, Google, etc):
I am 'old school' in many ways, and searching for information is one of them.  For many searches, I simply type in specific terms that I am searching for.  For other searches, I use this format in the dialogue box:

+"City Museum"+"St. Louis"+"hours"

(as an example).  This forces the search engines to return pages that contain only these specific words, and in this specific order.  If you did not use this format, you will get results that have "Museum Louis St. hours City", and could certainly pertain to a lot of subjects, rather than the City Museum at 16th & Washington, St. Louis, MO.

I will be the first person to admit that the internet can be a pain - a ROYAL PAIN!  I also firmly believe that the internet, cell phones, etc, have encouraged laziness and the 'dumbing down of America", in general.  HOWEVER.... if we take a moment to reflect upon the invention of computers and the internet,  we will find that they were created as a way to **HELP** us do work faster and more efficiently.  They were invented to improve our lives, not to diminish the quality of our lives.  Actually, computers were invented speed up calculations, and the internet's original intention was to improve communication between scientists.  In no way possible could the inventors of the Internet foresee today's internet popularity.

The following link provides the history of the internet:

I have had several people in my life (those who are trying to make excuses for their laziness!) tell me, "Yeah, but you have had computer classes!"  Only on a minor technicality are they correct.  I had computer classes in both 9th and 9th grade.

The computers I 'trained' on were as follows:
The Commodore 64:

Note that any floppy drives were external devices, sound boards and modems (what is a modem, you ask?) DID NOT EXIST at the time, neither did a 'mouse' or any version of Windows.

Q: Can anyone tell me what "POKE 53281,1 POKE 53280,0" does?
A: This is the command used on Commodore 64's to make a black screen with green writing.  Without typing this command immediately after turning on the computer, you see nothing on the screen!

I can still remember many of the "BASIC" programming language commands from high school.

The computer class that I had in 9th grade had this computer:
The Tandy (Radio Shack) TRS-80 Model III:

Once again, NO hard drives, NO internet / mouse / Windows, and the only sound that came from either of these computers were beeps form the computer's internal speaker.
Please note the 5.5" VERY floppy drives in these computers.

I remember when I spent $1,025 on 16 MB of memory for my first computer.  My friends thought I was building a freakishly large computer, and that I would never need that much memory.  Can I just share with you that for less than $32, you can buy a memory chip that is thousands or millions of times more powerful than what I spent $1,025 for ?!?

My first sound board was a SoundBlaster 2.0.  I still have it in a box somewhere!  I paid $200 for it, and it lasted me many years, and is still functional.  Even the on-board sound cards that are in the cheapest computers being sold today are hundreds of times more powerful than the one I spent $200 on.

Modems:
My first modem was definitely a large, external box that connected via a thick cable. This was before the invention of a publicly accessible internet, but BBSs (Bulletin Board Systems) were common.  I had to tell my computer a specific private phone number to dial (around the world, sometimes, and almost always long distance!), and the computer would connect to the other distant computer. Some BBSs were free, others were not. What was NOT free, however, was the half hour it took to download one picture file (JPG) that was of horrible quality by today's standards.  A small game, for example, could take overnight to download - at long distance phone rates.  If a call came into my home (no cell phones at that time), my modem would be booted off the phone line, and I would have to start the download all over again!

When AOL arrived on the scene, it was $2.95 an hour.  A $150 / month bill from AOL a month was not uncommon for me.  You can now get AOL for as little as $11.95 / month.

I installed everything into my own computer: modems, printers, mouse, windows (all versions, and I still own them!)

When somebody tries to pull off, "Yeah, but you have had computer classes!", I tell them that the computer classes that I had in my past are comparable to sending a bumper car course for a half an hour one day, and the next day, expect him to be able to drive a high powered dragster, or a modern long-wheelbase Alcohol Altered car.   There is simply no comparison, and one definitely is not preparation for the others.

Just last weekend, I was playing piano in a local art gallery.   When I finished playing, everybody in the gallery stopped looking at the art, and applauded me.  I overheard one lady say, "I wonder where he took lessons from."  I politely answered her, "Ma'am, I have never had formal music lessons."  Her friend attempted to agree with her by trying to brush off my talents and abilities, with a wave of one hand in my direction, she said, "Oh, he must be one of those people that can play any instrument at any time.  You've heard of those people, haven't you?"  I just looked at them dead on while the curator of the Art Gallery looked at the ladies and said, "I am inclined to think his talents are a result of hard work, perseverance and determination."  I looked at the ladies, and in with the same wave of my arm, I first waved at them, then in the direction of the gentleman and said, "Vanna, would you please tell this gentleman what he has won?" - then I walked out the door.

The moral of this story:

Use your resources to your advantage, and hard work never killed many people!

The information gained can only serve to enrich your lives.

- Michael

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

My adventures to Klondike County Park and Weldon Springs Conservation Area

(Note: With the lone exception of the pic of the B.O.B Bicycle trailer, all the photography in this blog are my own pics - taken with a cheap camera that I paid $179 for on a clearance sale at OfficeMax in 2007!)

Once a touring cyclist, always a touring cyclist at heart!



Most of us experience the world at a much faster pace:  By car or other mechanized form or transportation.  When I bicycle or walk through an area that I normally motorize through, I have time to notice much greater detail in nature and the architecture of that area.  That can be both good or bad, depending on the area.  However, there are a *lot* of neighborhoods that I would NOT recommend moving slowly through! 


At the end of this article, you will find copious links for all information mentioned in this particular blog.
 
Round 'bout late Sept / early Oct, when the weather cools off at night a bit, but days are a comfortable 70 degrees, I feel an irrepressible urge  to tour the KATY Trail, and local bicycle trails as well. 

For 3 years in a row, I spent my vacation time on a bicycle tour.  All by myself, with no other bicyclists, guides, etc.  The first year, I bicycled the entire length of the KATY Trail and back home - 511 miles, with a bicycle loaded with panniers (luggage), and a one-wheel B.O.B trailer; 70 lbs. of camping and luggage, not counting the weight of the bicycle, trailer, panniers, etc.


My B.O.B (Beast-of-Burden!) trailer:



I included my fully loaded REI Novara Randonee touring bicycle (with Ortleib bags)  in this picture for perspective.   The size of the bluffs in this picture are relatively small compared to the bluffs a few miles down the trail, between Jefferson City and Booneville, MO, which are 3 times this height:





Keep in mind that I am blind in one eye, I have one arm that is 4" shorter than the other, and I have basically a "leg and a half".

The first 19 miles, there isn't much to see on the KATY Trail.  Before the trail reaches Klondike County Park, I approached the Weldon Springs Conservation Area. It is a beautiful place, and is the first of 2 places along the trail that nature has fought back to reclaim her beautiful wilderness.  Portions of the Weldon Spring Conservation Area were used by the Department of Army in the 1940's for TNT and DNT production and by the Atomic Energy Commission in the 1960's for uranium ore processing. The affected portions were all part of a federal environmental cleanup project and required to meet certain environmental health and safety standards. The area is now considered safe for all recreational pursuits allowed on the area, as well as the wildlife found within the area.  The trail passes immediately adjacent to a long stretch of bog / swamp / marsh. In the growing season, the view is both beautiful and surreal.

The other example of nature's resiliency is Klondike County Park, a short 10.4 miles from Weldon Springs Conservation Area. This park was once a quarry used to mine silica to make glass, at a factory located immediately across the Missouri River.  The sand, rocks, cliffs, etc, in this park are truly snow-white.  Another feature of this stone is that it can be crushed under foot, much like a sugar cube.  This park is a relatively new park, opening up in 2003.   






The other example of nature's resiliency is Klondike County Park, a short 10.4 miles from Weldon Springs Conservation Area. This park was once a quarry used to mine silica to make glass, at a factory located immediately across the Missouri River.  The sand, rocks, cliffs, etc, in this park are truly snow-white.  Another feature of this stone is that it can be crushed under foot, much like a sugar cube.  This park is a relatively new park, opening up in 2003.


Sunrise over the lake created in the quarry in  Klondike County Park


At this park, there is a convention center, 8 cabins that sleep 8 people each, basic and advanced camping sites, as well as hot showers and a camp kitchen.  Klondike County Park is known as "The Jewel of St. Charles County". On my way out and on my trip back home, I either camp there, or rent a cabin.
The Convention Center in Klondike County Park - great for weddings and wedding receptions


A rental cabin at Klondike County Park
The rental procedure for the cabins is somewhat drawn-out, but it is absolutely necessary in order to rent one of these cabins.  It is advisable for a renter to book one of these cabins as many MONTHS in advance as possible.

A quick, amateurish walk-through of a cabin, with a very cheap digital camera:



The day that you are planning to arrive at your cabin, the park ranger will call you and tell you your pass code to unlock the door of the cabin.  The cabins have power and lights, a ceiling fan, a private, small, separate bedroom that sleeps 4 people in bunk beds, a loft that sleeps 2, and a Futon that sleeps 2.  There is a picnic-style table inside, as well as a picnic table outside, and each cabin has it's own private fire pit.

These cabins do not have heat or air conditioning, and they do not have running water or toilet facilities.  Located within a 2 minute walk, is either a Biodegradable outhouse-style toilet (with marble counter tops and running water!), or a complete shelter house with modern toilet facilities, hot showers, and a camp kitchen.

Three miles west of  Klondike is Augusta, MO.  Augusta has the Trail Head Brewery, which is nice for a meal, snack, beer or cocktail before retreating back to Klondike County Park for the evening.   There are small villages and towns at regular intervals along the trail. It is the opinion of this writer that the real beauty of the KATY Trail really doesn't unfold until about 20 miles East of Columbia, MO, and then continues until just a few miles east of Sedalia, MO. From Sedalia, MO to Clinton,MO, which is the end of the trail (255 miles one way), the trail is basically flat and geographically relatively uninteresting.


The Columbia / Jefferson City / Rocheport, MO area on this trail is absolutely beautiful.  Most of this particular trail runs directly along the Missouri River, until Booneville, MO, and the trail branches off in a south-western direction, and away from the Missouri River


"KLONDIKE"
 - THE LEGENDARY WILD 'GHOST' GOAT!


(and former unofficial mascot of the park!)
Absolutely no trip to Klondike County Park is complete without a slow walk to the top of the huge hill behind the convention center.  The only way to the top of this look-out spot is to walk (or ride, if you are Superman!) up a steep, paved walkway.  About 2/3 up the hill is a large level area.  Evidence of the previous mining activity is apparent in this spot, and many other areas of the park, if you look carefully.  There are blast marks on the ground in this area.   A fence surrounds this area, to keep any nut jobs from falling over the edge.  There are a couple park benches, a picnic table, and a bio-outhouse in this area.  These outhouses have solar panels, they are ventilated, have self-contained running water for hand washing, feature granite counter tops, and have virtually no smell!  There are several throughout the park.



If we leave the beaten path that most visitors take, we can go up the hill a bit higher.  A certain distance up this hill, we will find a fenced off area.  Before a girl fell off this cliff (IDIOT!), we could walk to the very pinnacle of this cliff.  Ravens fly above, and I could see for miles.  The view is breathtaking. 


Before retiring to my tent on the first night of my stay in this park, I made my first trip up this hill to enjoy the view.  I usually planned on being at my destination for the evening just before sundown.  That allowed me time enough to enjoy my destination, relax a bit, and settle in for the evening.  That is where I differ from many cyclist.  With very few exceptions, when I set out to ride, I actually plan to go some place!  I had a destination every time I left the house.  I call it 'incentive'!


At the summit:  I have an uncanny sense of smell.  I won't go into details, but let's just say that I wish EVERYBODY would wash themselves before boarding public transportation!  Anywho.... I climbed to the outlook plateau on this huge hill, and I got a whiff of something rather strange.  It had a distinctive musky, sweaty, 'greasy' odor.  When I decided to look at my surroundings to see if I could determine the source of this odor, the 'source' was about 50 ft. from me - looking me dead in the eye.  He obviously saw me before I saw him!  **I** was invading his territory.  In his opinion, I was on his turf.  This creature was waist high, he had long, shaggy, dark gray coat, huge curly ram's horns that would make any St. Louis Rams fan envious, and this wise, aged look in his yellow slanted eyes.


The first time I ascended this hill was the last time I actually took my bicycle with me.  I rode half way up the hill in granny gear, and pushed the bicycle the rest of the way up the hill.  There are very few hills that I have ever tried to conquer that required me to dismount and PUSH the thing up the hill, but there have been a few instances where 'pushing' was necessary.  Two of the four hills that I have had to 'push' are in Klondike Park, the one of the other hills is in Augusta, MO (even though I have ridden up this hill many times without pushing), and the other time is in Holt's Summit, MO, just across the Missouri River outside Jefferson City, MO.   With each subsequent visit to this particular hill, I choose to leave all but one pannier and my BOB trailer at my campsite or in my cabin before visiting.  There is no real threat of theft in this park, but out of sheer habit, I would lock my bicycle at the base of the hill before climbing it on foot. 


Back to 'Klondike - The Mascot':


I was sitting on my fully loaded bicycle (with loaded bright read Ortlieb panniers and my bright yellow BOB trailer), about 50 ft. from this mean looking goat.  At the time, we probably weighed about the same, but my bicycle has drop handlebars, and with the trailer included, the additional gear made me look bigger and more menacing than HIM.  As a bluff, he started to snort, put his head down, and paw the ground in a mock attempt to threaten me.  When he realized that I truly wasn't going to run away, he turned and climbed a path that was almost vertical up a smaller hill.  This gave him the upper hand, because he was higher than me.  He turned and looked at me, as if to say, "OK - It's your turn! Show me what got!"  Without taking my eyes off him, I slowly got off my bicycle, and reached for my camera in my panniers.  I snapped a couple rather bad shots of him, but they did serve to prove that I was actually there, and that this huge mountain goat wasn't a figment of my imagination!


After I snapped the photo, 'Klondike' started pawing and snorting again.  Being a non-gambler, I decided to get the heck out of there and let him have his territory back.  I put my hands up as if to surrender, and I said, "OK, buddy - you can have it!  You won King of the Hill!", and I headed back down the hill on my bicycle!  What a way to warm up the brake pads!


(Fast forward 1 year)


When I returned the following year, I stayed at Klondike County Park twice more, one night on the way out (westward), and the other night upon my return (eastward).  On my way out, I did climb the 'mount' and I saw Mr. Klondike once more.  Upon my return 5 days later, I climbed the hill one last time, for the nostalgia of the event, and for one more breathtaking view before I returned to my cabin.  This time, I could SMELL him, but I couldn't see him.  Ferrel goats are good at rubbing themselves on trees, etc, to mark their territories with their scent.  There is nothing more eerie than knowing Mr. Klondike is close enough for me to SMELL him, but I couldn't see him.....and I knew very well that he could see me! 


(Fast forward 2 years)


During my last trek down the KATY Trail (a full tour, at any rate), I was a bit disenchanted.  Not only did the water main that ran to the park break the day before I arrived (and nobody called to tell me, or offer my $$ back!), but I climbed the hill one last time.  I couldn't see nor smell Klondike this time.  Even though his presence could leave a visitor somewhat uneasy, I was missing him, just the same.


Due to the water main break, there was no running water in the park at all during my last full tour of the Trail. (They have since rectified the situation by installing more than one water main, so that if one breaks, there will be a back up plan.)  To help ease the discomfort of not being able to take a shower for 2 days, the head park ranger came to my cabin to talk to me. She offered me a couple gallons of water so I would have something to drink, and to be able to brush my teeth and put my contacts in the next morning.  First, she attempted to yell at me for burning a fallen tree, but I explained to her that this particular tree had fallen in the woods 2 yrs. earlier, and that the previous tenants of the cabin had dragged it out of the woods and started burning it.  The park rules and regulations prohibit collecting and / or burning wood found in the park, itself.  The rules DO allow bringing in your own wood, as long as it is a native  Missouri species, to avoid the risk of introducing unwanted pests to the trees in the park.  Remember that this entire park was once a quarry, and only over the past few years has it been resilient enough to replenish vegetation.  There is a little general store in Augusta, just 3 miles down the trail, that sells firewood, and there is also a small Mom and Pop shop just a block away that sells wood to campers.  Those places where most visitors to the park buy their wood. 


Once the ranger was satisfied that I was not the culprit that committed said infraction (and that it was a weekday evening, and I was the only camper in the park!), she sat down on the steps of my cabin and started chatting with me.  I asked her "What happened to Klondike the Goat?"  She told me that he actually was not a figment of my imagination, and that for the past 5 years, they he has been their unofficial mascot.  However..... some flaming **IDIOT** started to feed him apples, and when the next person came along that did NOT have an apple, he or she got a head butt from this mammal missile that probably was not one to be reckoned with!  I supposed that if Klondike got pissed, he could knock a person a fair distance!


Could somebody please tell me?  What hellaciously stupid person would be **IDIOT** enough to approach a horribly smelly, obviously wild, HUGE animal with HUGE horns that looked like the devil himself, to offer him an apple?  Unfortunately, it was humans - imagine that! - that caused his demise.  If they would have left him well enough alone, there is a good chance that Klondike would still be the stuff that legends are made of, and he would still be the King of his territory.  The Park Ranger said that they had to set a humane, live trap, and capture poor old Klondike, and that a local farmer adopted him to live the rest of his days out happily on a farm.  I am hoping that the farmer put him in an enclosure by himself for a while, until he became adapted to other farm animals and the new humans in his life.  Although he made an impressive photograph, I hope they gave him a bath and a hair cut!  The moral of this particular part of the story:
1) I miss poor old Klondike.  This park is BEAUTIFUL, but there seems to be a palpable emptiness.
2) Humans can, indeed, be the dumbest animals!


THE NIGHT I HAD TO SLEEP WITH THE GYPSIES!


Good planning is essential when preparing for either a short one hour ride, a day ride, or for a bicycle vacation.  More often than not, I am literally out in the middle of nowhere. There are small towns scattered along most of the trail, but many of them have little to no services available to people using the Katy Trail. Since camping along the KATY Trail is strictly prohibited, a cyclist that is taking riding any real length of the trail MUST have plans for accommodations made in advance, and his planning must be such that he is at his evening destination before dusk hits the trail. You have to know "Where you are going to be, and when you are going to be there." Before I left home, I had camping reservations made for 2 nights (one going out, and one coming back) at Klondike County Park, 2 nights at a hotel in Sedalia, MO, and one night at this Hostel along the trail that is set aside specifically for KATY Trail users.


Anywho...I bought a "fairly good" book about the Katy trail.  The book lists each small (or larger!) town, and services or places of interest at each town or city. At Tebbets, MO, the book says there is a "Turner Katy Trail Shelter Hostel". This Hostel has all the heat / air, hot water, a functional kitchen, ping pong table, and sleeps 40, if necessary. This place would be a welcome respite for any weary Trail user.


I had planned on staying there at end of a day that I had just put in over 100 miles, with a leg-and-a-half, an arm-and-a-half, etc - and 70 lbs. of luggage. I stopped at the bar / restaurant across the street for some supper, and told the gentleman that I was planned on staying at the Hostel across the street.  Mind you, there are only 2 streets in this town - it is TINY! The gentleman didn't say anything to me about my stay. With the sun already setting in the west, I took my supper over to the 'house across the street', and attempted to open the door. It was LOCKED! At the time of this writing, they have rectified the situation, by having a key hidden outside the facility at all times! When I made this particular ride, unknown to ANYBODY, you had to make reservations well in advance. I was locked out - with the sun setting - and no place to sleep for the night! I knew that 12 miles on down the trail was Mokane, MO - another tiny town. This town had a general store, a church, and an auto repair shop - and that's about it. Population = 188!  The guide book and internet sources said that it is permissible to camp in the city park that immediately connects to the Trail, but you should call the mayor and let him know you are camping for the evening.  Remember - the sun was already setting, and I had another hour's ride (12 miles) on down the trail before I got to Mokane. I flew down that trail - not unlike the steam engines that frequented that trail years earlier!  When I pulled into Mokane, there was a group of people setting up a Carnival in the city park!  It was their yearly function!  Please keep in mind that any hotel / motel was many miles away, and the nearest person to "come and pick me up" was over 100 miles away. Self-sufficiency is the key when bicycling long distance on trails.


Back to the Gypsies....After 112 miles on a gravel-packed trail with 70 lbs of luggage, and 400 miles already under my belt, I was doing well - but I was tired and easily frustrated. At the end of my proverbial rope, I bicycled up a hill to the only church in town, and two ladies were outside trimming the bushes. I asked them, "Do you know anywhere I can pitch a tent for the night? Nobody will ever know I am there, and I will be gone on down the trail at the break of dawn."  After my story, the ladies realized my plight, and one of them sheepishly replied, "If you go down and talk to the gentlemen setting up the Carnival, I'm sure they will let you camp in one corner of the park for the night. Go ahead and talk to them - they're nice guys." It came down to this: I either had to literally hide in the bushes overnight, and hope a state park ranger (the KATY Trail is a state park!) didn't find me, or I could hide in the out-house type bathroom overnight, or I could go down and put myself at these gentlemen's mercy. I gathered up enough fortitude to ask them if I could pitch a tent, and they pointed to the FAR corner of the park, near a patch of forest that backed up immediately to the KATY Trail.


Throughout the ENTIRE night, I might have slept an hour, at most.  Even though I put in ear plugs, the woods at night is NOT quiet, and the partying didn't stop until probably 3:00 AM.  I made sure that when I needed to see something in the dark, I used the tiny light on my keychain to avoid attracting unwanted attention to myself! I had no running water, so I had to wear my glasses (instead of contacts!), and as soon as dawn broke, I had my gear packed, and I hit the trail. I bicycled as fast as I could to the next town with at least some type of running water in a gas station bathroom to make myself presentable!


I had enough of "Sleeping with the Gypsies"!


To date, the Tebbet's Turner Katy Trail Shelter / Hostel now keeps an available key on a pole outside the shelter, and the guy that owns Jim's Bar across the street also has access! Trust me when I tell you that the readily available access to this facility is a direct result of 'nasty grams' (e-mails) sent by myself, and probably countless other people who were caught in the same predicament! Would I ride it again (if I was physically capable?) You bet! I just don't want to sleep with the Gypsies again!


WESTWARD, HO (HO ? ! ?)

With a "it's better than not riding at all" mind set, many people, including myself these days, choose to drive to one of the KATY Trail's 29 trail heads that offer parking.  Most of the trail heads east of Jefferson City offer modern out-house style restroom facilities, and most of the trail heads west of Jefferson City offer restroom facilities with flush toilets, sinks and electricity.  Many of the western trail heads are adjacent to ranger stations.


The individuals who choose a day ride or an hourly ride from St. Charles, for example, will never know the beauty this trail holds in its western segments.  It is a 100 mile drive, for example, to drive to a Columbia, Rocheport or Jefferson City, MO trail head,  which is arguably the most beautiful area of the trail. Rocheport offers a ranger station, restrooms, parking, and a full restaurant right on the trail, as well as many other amenities.  Klondike County Park and Weldon Springs Conservation area notwithstanding, the trail between Easley and Sedalia is the most inspiring and beautiful section of this state park (The entire KATY Trail is considered a state park!)


I think it's already too late, but at the risk of writing my own trail guide, there is much to be written about side trips off the trail to the Washington, Herman, Jefferson City, Columbia and Rocheport, MO areas.  There are a few privately owned camping sites along the trail, especially in the Hartsburg - Wilton - Easley areas.  Follow one of the links at the bottom of this blog for information.  I will direct you to the KATY Trail main page.  Click on a town with the "lodging" symbol.  Information will be provided on that town's individual page. 


YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST CALL THESE ACCOMODATIONS TO VERIFY OPERATING HOURS AND AVAILABILITY AND FOR RESERVATIONS WELL **BEFORE** YOU EMBARK ON YOUR JOURNEY, AND CALL THE DAY BEFORE YOU ARE SCHEDULED TO STAY THAT NIGHT TO VERIFY RESERVATIONS!  NOT DOING SO MAY LEAVE YOU TO 'SLEEP WITH THE GYPSIES!" 


Even though you can find your own information by going to Bing.com, Altavista.com, Google.com, Dogpile.com, webcrawler.com, or any other web search engine,  as promised, I will provide some links for you.  If you do search for your own, search these terms:
"Klondike County Park"
"Weldon Spring Conservation Area"
"KATY Trail"
"(Any town's name along the trail)"


or these sites:


THE KATY TRAIL's HOME PAGE:


You will find virtually everything you need to know about the KATY Trail on this page. There are mileage charts, featuring a link to each city or small town along the trail.  Also listed you will find ammenties associated with that city: restrooms, lodging, restaurants, any bicycle repair facilities, restaurants, and much, much more.  Beware!  It is wise to consult more than one source before planning a trip lasting more than one day.  Don't believe everything you see and hear the first time you see and hear it!
http://www.bikekatytrail.com/


KATY TRAIL BOOK:
This is truly a wonderful guide, although it is more optimistic than the trail is, in reality. It is best to plan the hell out of your trip, and be prepared for alternative plans, if necessary, until you get to know the trail and the small towns surrounding it. Once you KNOW the reality of the trail, it is a great ride!
  
http://www.pebblepublishing.com/complete_katy_trail_guidebook.htm


TEBBETS, MO KATY TRAIL HOSTEL:


KLONDIKE COUNTY PARK
(general information and camping or cabin reservations)

You must call the phone number listed on this page (The St. Charles Parks & Recreation Dept) at least a month in advance, and preferably much earlier than that to make a reservation for a cabin. Have your credit card info ready!
http://parks.sccmo.org/parks/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=63&Itemid=101


KLONDIKE....A website for cyclist and hikers:


Some pics of Klondike:


- Michael

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Just a few things you will never hear me say....

1) "That's over the top!"

'The Top' is a limit that belongs **solely** to the speaker, and is only set in their mind. They have created a small, sheltered environment for themselves, which they then try to use as a tool in a power struggle to control anyone they can.
A word to the wise: A person who uses those tools on  me will not be happy with the results.

2) "That's creepy...."
(See #1....replace 'The top' with 'That's creepy')

3) "Well, to be honest...."

This phrase is horrible to say in a job interview, and it is BAD to say anywhere else.  If it is said in a job interview, it gives the impression to the interviewer that you are dishonest.  If I hear, "'To be honest', I immediately think "OK, so lying to me is a normal course of conversation for you otherwise?"

4) "I won't play if the lottery is $10 million or less."

Mark made me buy ONE lottery ticket so I could no longer say that I have never bought a lottery ticket.  I am not a gambler by habit nor by nature.  However, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  If $10 million dollars is pocket change you, please make the check payable to "Mr. Michael J. Keller" !

5) "I will pass on desert...."

Uh - NO!  Just...No!  :)

UPDATE:
I couldn't pass on this one.  The Weather Channel's home page had photos of  "Creepy Abandoned Churches"




















This is the original link.  If The Weather Channel changes the link / takes it down, Google "abandoned church Gary Indiana:
http://www.weather.com/travel/creepy-abandoned-churches-20130430

I loved one particular link under this image:
"Abandoned? Yes. Creepy? No."

My reply was:

"Hear! Hear! I'm glad somebody finally spoke up and told the truth!

I DO wish that the people that use the word "creepy" would file it with other homemade weapons that they manufactured - or that those that they borrowed from other individuals because they were too damned lazy to think for themselves, thereby deriving as much attention as possible yet still doing the least amount of work.

Right along with "Creepy", a few other phrases that I can think of that can join their 'creepy' is "over the top", "too much", "T-M-I"', etc

Due to this being a public form, good decorum prevents me from saying where I think they should file those terms.

The people that use those terms are the same individuals who tying to kill several birds with one stone:

1) They love the comfort of the self-limiting prison that they build in their own mind

2) Any liberated minds that might still be unfortunate enough to be in their vicinity make their tight, dark mind rot that much more uncomfortable, so they try to recruit others to join them in their cell.
(Translated: Misery loves company.)

I, for one, have never and will never find myself contained in the prisons that they build for themselves. In fact, I don't plan even the most brief visit those that dwell there, either.

Thank you for giving me good fodder for my daily blog. :)    "


- Michael