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Friday, November 21, 2014

Up, Up and AWAY~



I'll never pass up a moment to reach the skies. I love going to the St. Louis City museum and climbing to the top of that dome on the roof - from the inside! and then riding the Ferris wheel up there, which puts you at another 3 stories above the street level, totaling 13 stories above the street - sitting in a little Ferris wheel street!

On my Senior (high school) trip in May, 1986, we went to Niagara Falls and Toronto. The 1,500 ft. CN Tower in Toronto was then the tallest freestanding structure in the world in 1986, and it held that title for many years.


(You may skip ahead to "Anywho - back to the CN Tower)
For those of you that don't know me well, in the middle of my Senior year (November of 1985, and I was to graduate in May of 1986), I had to move from Quincy, IL with a graduation clas of 600 people to Payson, IL - with a graduation class of 43 people.

I needed 21 credits to graduate Quincy High School, and I needed only 19 credits to graduate from Payson High School. When I transferred to Payson, I already had enough credits to graduate in November (19), but they wouldn't let me graduate, so I got to choose electives, such as Typing II, an art class, a class on reading classic novels, etc, for the rest of the year. The only "real" class that I chose was Anatomy and Physiology because they said, "You don't have to do so, but we would prefer that you select at least one scholastic class - and I still got out of school every day a hour early.

At any rate, even though I didn't participate in this new class's fundraisers for the past 4 years, the class president befriended me, and she had the class vote on the issue: If Michael outsells us all in our pizza and candy bar sales this year, he gets to go on the class trip with us. Everybody else sold candy bars and pizzas that numbered between 200- 300 per student. I sold pizzas and candy bars that was upwards of 1, 500 pizzas AND 1,500 candybars. I had to rent a van just to deliver them to the people that bought them from me. Needless to say, I did the required work to go on this senior trip.

ANYWHO - back to the CN Tower.

(This was 28 years ago, my numbers and my memory might be slightly off, but not by much, no?  Buy maybe so.)

The elevators traveled at 65 MPH on the OUTSIDE of this huge tower, and they were all glass. The first and main observation deck was on the !,200 ft. level, and anyone with big enough balls could board a much smaller internal elevator to go to another smaller observation deck that was 300 ft taller. You know me. You're going to be dead a Hell of a lot longer than you're going to be alive. SO.....I took option 2 and went to the highest observation desk.

We were supposed to wait until the clouds cleared before we got on the elevators because this tower was tall enough to go right through the clouds, and you couldn't see the top of the observation deck(s).
I begged our chaperons and our tour guides to let me go ahead and go on up, because I wanted to experience what it was like to stand in one still spot above the clouds (unlike a plane that moves above the clouds). They let me go up, and the others joined me later when the clouds moved on. I stood up there weeping at the sheer beauty of looking down on the clouds. There was two places - one on the lower and one on the highest deck where you could literally lean out and put your hands on the slanted glass in front of you. It was the best thing to flying free of any device that you're ever going to experience.

The funniest part of the whole deal:
Remember - this was a small class of 43 graduation students from a farm town high school. This school had only one hallway, and although it did have its own gymnasium, it didn't have its own kitchen. If we wanted a hot meal, we had to walk across the highway / street to the grade school and eat with the smaller kids!

We had two overall-wearing 6' tall tobacco chewing / spitting farm boys on this upscale trip. When they stepped off the elevator - on the lowest deck at 1,200 ft, mind you (the would have never survived the highest deck at the top!), they were literally shacking, eyes and mouth wide open, backs, mouths, arms and legs glued to the wall.

Our Toronto tour guide was much smaller than me. I'm 5' 4", and she had to be, at the tallest, 5', and maybe shorter. I looked at the 'butch boys' that were clung to the wall, literally paralized with fear due to the heights that they couldn't handle, and I asked the guide, "What are we going to do? How are we going to get them off the wall?" She answered me:
"On nearly every tour, I have to do this at lease once. Just you watch me!"

Her little short, stout self pushed the "Down" button on the elevator, and just as the doors opned, she grabbed each stunned, 'butch', paralized boy by the collar - one in eachof her hands, she pulled them down to her level so they could see her stern face, so they would know that she meant business, and with one huge shove, she pushed them into the elevator, she stepped into the elevator, pushed the "Down" button, and she quickly stepped out of the elevator before the doors closed. Our chaperons and the rest of the crowd roared.

That was in 1986. Thanks for the memories. I thoroughly enjoyed myself in Toronto and Niagara Falls, and I will have fond memories for the rest of my life. I could tell you tales of a dinner theatre where I trumped the entire class, but that is a different mini-series, for another day! Thanks for your time. :D

- Michael

Friday, May 2, 2014

Just a few events in the St. Louis are for May 2014

The month of May, alone (and these are just the functions that I attend, and my list(s) are by no means all-inclusive):1) Belleville Art on the Square


May 16-18, 2014
Belleville, Illinois
HALLELUJAH!
Honestly, I HATE to rate the art fairs, because I am thrilled to live in an area so rich in these fairs, and I love them all - but - Just look at these national ratings!

2014 - #2 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2013 - #2 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book 
2012 - #1 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2011 - #1 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2010 - #1 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2009 - #2 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2008 - #1 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2007 - #5 in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2006 - #9 in Nation - Sunshine Artist Magazine
2005 - Best Small Town Fine Art Show in Nation - Art Fair Source Book
2004 - #25 in Nation - Sunshine Artist Magazine
2003 - #43 in Nation - Sunshine Artist Magazine

(The other local St. Louis Art Fair that was #1 or #2 when Belleville wasn't takes place the second weekend in September in Clayton.  I will post the fall events when they approach.
Friday 5 - 10 p.m.
Saturday 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.
Sunday 11a.m. - 5 p.m.


For more info:
http://artonthesquare.com/

2) Chinese Cultural Days
at the Missouri Botanical Gardens
Chinese Culture Days Banner

(Granted...the Japanese Festival over the Labor Day Weekend is HUGE compared to this event, but this one, too, has it's merits, and is worthy of a visit. (PSST! Garden members get free daily admission and drastic discounts to the Garden's signature events, such as this festival)

Saturday and Sunday, May 17-18

A 70-foot dragon and lion dancers open this springtime celebration that includes a Grand Parade and acrobatics, theater, martial arts, traditional artwork, tea ceremonies and authentic regional cuisine. Enjoy t'ai chi and tea tasting in the Grigg Nanjing Friendship Garden, where special tours focus on the symbolism of many plant species and architectural details. 

Since 1996, the Garden has collaborated with the Chinese Culture Education and Services Foundation to produce an event to celebrate Chinese culture. Hundreds of community volunteers work towards producing a weekend filled with colorful Chinese pageantry, art, music and dance, history and legends, and of course, wonderful food!

For more info:
http://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/things-to-do/events/signature-events/chinese-culture-days.aspx

MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND

3) The first Greek Festival of the season:


A small vendor's market is on premises, and a very authentic band keeps the spirit alive with Greek music, but, really, this festival and the much bigger festival over the Labor Day weekend - it's ALL ABOUT THE FANTASTIC GREEK FOOD!

Take a tip from a seasoned insider: *Arrive early* Park in one of the side lots and take the free shuttle.

This event will become a staple in your yearly entertainment schedule!

For more info:
http://stlgreekfest.com/info.html


4) The Gypsy Caravan
 (HELD ONLY ON MEMORIAL DAY - DO NOT MISS THIS ONE!)





This is a **massive** one-day only flea market with hundreds of vendors. The proceeds from the entry fees and the fees the vendors pay for their space rent all go to benefit the St. Louis Symphony Orchestra, the oldest of it's kind in the country.

Tip from an insider:
Regular 9:00 AM admission is something like $7. If you don't mind swimming through a sea of humanity when the doors to this event open at 9:00 AM for general admission, go ahead and wait in line and pay that cheaper admission. BUT... if you want 2 hours of shopping - the best choices of merchandise with massively fewer shoppers at you elbows, **ARRIVE** at 6:30 - 6:45 AM... Be willing to pay the $20 / person "Early Bird shopper Fee", and shop the entire event thoroughly before 9:00 AM. Then - when you're shopping that last strip of booths, look up and see the tidal wave of general admission of people flood in, and take a HUGE sigh of relief that you gladly paid $20 to get in early!

HOWEVER.... If it is raining... or if it has rained that past evening, etc... it might not be worth paying $20 to get in early, because many of the outside vendors won't set up in the rain. If no rain - pay $20... get in early - be glad you did - shop till you drop - and after general admission is let in through the gates, go back and take your time, if you want to, to browse a few booths that you might want to go over again.

Over the years that I shop this event, I have bought many things that I still have and use in our home.

For more info:

http://www.stlsymphony.org/gypsycaravan/event-details.aspx


- Michael

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Just what is this Blender thing you speak of?

An ultra realistic render using 3D modeling programs.
Don't lose heart!  After 7 years of using Blender, I am in no way close to this level of realism.  It takes months or years of practice to achieve this level.

What is this Blender thing that I speak of?


Blender is a 100% free, no strings attached, fully functional Computer Graphics / Computer 3D modeling program that is open-source. (I will briefly revisit this topic in another paragraph in this blog entry.)

Blender is the 'free version' of other programs that are most certainly not free, and it is just as powerful as the other programs, such as:


1) Autodesk's 3Dmax ($3,675)
2) Autodesk's Maya (same price - $3,675)
3) Pixologic's Zbrush ($795)
4) Blender (FREE!)

For more general info, Blender and the other programs have their own Wikipedia entry.  This is Blender's Wikipedia page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blender_(software) 

If it is Blender that you choose, your Blender adventure should start here:


http://www.blender.org/

It doesn't matter if you are completely new to Blender or if you are an advanced user or somewhere in between (why is where I live - in the 'in between' area!), there are thousands of tutorial videos on YouTube and elsewhere on the internet that will teach you any and all aspects of using Blender.  Granted, these tutorials are made by average humans.  The quality of said tutorials can range from the most excellent, well planned and well laid out and information-filled tutorial that is a blessing to follow to the most ill-planned, poorly laid out and confusing video you have ever seen in your life.  I do have my favorite 'go to' people that post excellent tutorials.  I'm not certain whether or not The Blender Guru has beginners level tutorials, but I know he has excellent mid-level to advanced tutorials that I often refer to and I have used probably thousands of times to gain the information I am seeking.  With each of his tutorials, I learn not only the information that I am seeking, but without exception, I always learn more Blender tips, tricks and techniques than I ever expected to learn in that video.

If you enter "Blender" by itself in YouTube or in any other internet search engine, you will most likely get results returned to you that refer to a food processor. To get the search engine results that you are seeking, enter "Blender beginner" or you can be more specific as you gain experience with the program by entering searches such as "Blender texture", "Blender material", etc.

Andrew Price (The Blender Guru) is probably my favorite go-to source for tutorials and other Blender information, although there are many people world wide that also have great Blender information, and I also seek out their wisdom on a regular basis.
You can follow Blender Guru on FaceBook, or visit his sight to see the tutorials for some fantastic 3D images.

Make this man your internet best friend!  "Like" Blender Guru on Facebook, etc.  And visit his site often.  When this page loads, scroll down to see the available tutorials.  Note that there are 8 pages of tutorials that are available on his site and many more elsewhere.

Even though you will not be at this level early in your Blender journey, watch several of his videos to see the magnificent capabilities of Blender.

An image on Blender Guru's home page
http://www.blenderguru.com/

Although it is absolutely NOT necessary to know the Python programming language (for which I am thankful, because I know absolutely nothing about Python!), with this program, if one knows how to program in Python, open-source means that not only is it free, but also if you know how to program in Python, you are encouraged to change it to suit your needs.

TO ANSWER THE QUESTION:
"FOR WHAT PURPOSES CAN I USE BLENDER?"


Another sample of a Blender render
I know Blender most likely has many features that I will never use.  I would much rather have a program that has features that I will never use than to have a program that I feel is lacking in an area that I need it the most at that particular time.

For just a VERY short list of Blender's uses and perks, Blender has these capabilities and more:

1) Water simulation (you can make realistic water run, poor, splash, including oceans, puddles, waterfalls, etc,)

2) Smoke and fire stimulation.

3) Realistic hair or fur

4) Fireworks or other explosions, rain, etc.

5) Soft body and hard body simulations (Imaging a relatively firm block of Jello bouncing on a table)

6) Wind blowing curtains, other fabric, blades of grass and much more.

7) Cloth blowing or draping.

...and many more.

Not only is Blender an excellent platform to bring to fruition ideas for virtually any object you can dream up - or any object in the real world that exists that you want to replicate in blender, but also Blender has video editing and animation capabilities.   You can use those features either together or separately. A good example of using video editing AND animation capabilities together would be, let's say, to reproduce The Simpsons family walking into a room, sitting on a sofa and watching a TV that has a real video playing on it.  In that fictitious scenario you would model the characters, then you would animate them using a dedicated portion of Blender for that task - then you could insert a real video on the TV that you modeled.  That is just one scenario out of millions.  You are only limited by your imagination.

Most often, I use Blender just to create a still life - a scene with 3D objects then I render the scene into an image that I can save and use as any other digital image.  Doing mostly still lifes, I personally, I rarely use the animation features of Blender, but that is just my preference and the primary use that I have for this program. Your individual adventure might lead you in an entirely different direction.

Many of the ultra realistic photos that you see on the Internet have been processed through 2 or more of the software packages that I listed at the beginning of this blog entry.  In much the same manner as music software, movie editing software and endless other software packages that allow you to create a final product, there are certain features in any of the programs that I listed earlier that are not available in the other packages.  The same is true for all of them. If you are 'financially embarrassed' (translated: Poor!) like I am, you will want to save your pennies for other real world purchases, so therefore, you have to make a choice: Use Blender alone (which works well by itself), or pay for another program so you can 'import' the Blender file into the purchased software package to tweak it in the few ways that might not be possible in Blender. Personally,I love the free stuff, and I make it work for me in the best way possible.

The image at the beginning of this blog entry was most likely passed through at least a couple of the above listed programs, but you can get VERY close to the same results with just using Blender.

The jewelry in the above pic was most likely rendered using only Blender.

Another good use for Blender would be to design a piece of furniture, such as  a desk that you had in mind.  If it is worth it to spend the time, instead of trying to explain an object that you have in your mind to a friend, and you know he's not getting the same idea in his head that you have in yours, you can use Blender to render that object in a manipulable form that you can see from any angle you desire.  Cars that don't exist.... Musical instruments that have never seen the real world....  A bookshelf or headboard for your bed......  even hats, clothing, boots / shoes, etc, etc....

The possibilities are honestly virtually endless.

Getting quality renders does take **HOURS** of time and research.  The hat and boot series that I just created and posted on FaceBook took at least 2 - 3 months of using Blender a couple hours an evening for at least 5 days a week or more.  Learning and mastering your Blender skills takes time....  Modeling believable 3D models takes time, effort and attention to detail.  Much in the same manner as you will never sit down at a Steinway piano and play a concerto by Johann Sebastian Bach without years of piano practice, you will never be able to take these basic shapes and manipulate them to resemble believable objects without the same amount of practice and dedication.  (If these basic start-up shapes are not adequate for the object that you have in mind, you can make your own object from scratch vertex-by-vertex (kinda sorta in a 'point by point' or a 'pixel by pixel' manner.)  After fooling around with one of these basic shapes for hours without successful results, I have deleted that object and started building my own point-by-point, and I ultimately achieved the result I was seeking.  More often than not, however, one of these start-up shapes will be the beginning of an object that looks like you could pick it up with your hands right off the screen.

 


More likely than not, the first character or object that you model will look similar to the one in this picture (I like the fact that in this beginning tutorial, it appears to me that they are teaching not only object modeling but beginning animation at the same time, so that you learn both from the start.


This is only an image used for demonstration purposes, and it is not a clickable link.

A typical beginning model

This is the actual link that will take you to the page to make the snowman in the above pic:

http://www.katsbits.com/

More likely than not, the first character or object that you model will look similar to the one in this picture (I like the fact that in this beginning tutorial, it appears to me that they are teaching not only object modeling but beginning animation at the same time, so that you learn both from the start.

This is only an image used for demonstration purposes, and it is not a clickable link.

I can hear many readers saying, "But.. I don't have the time."

Yes, you do. You make time to do the things you enjoy.

- Michael

Sunday, February 9, 2014

I Rebuke the Devil! (OK. - you would have had to have been there!)



I've never been a passenger on the guilt trip train.


Contrary to the beliefs of the people that I was raised in the vicinity of:
* (Both sexes) You're not going to Hell for wearing make up
* (For women) you're not going to Hell for cutting your hair.
* (for men) You're not going to Hell for having long hair.
* (Both sexes) You can wear either pants or a dress whenever the Hell ya damned well please.
* You're not going to Hell for loving whoever the Hell you want to love.
* You're not going to Hell for watching TV.
*That Book that some people like to throw at me (My aim is better, trust me!) says, "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord!"  IT DOES NOT SAY: "Make a joyful noise unto the Lord singing or playing only Church music?"  YOU, dear reader, put your own translation in there. Now, please take it back out.

Now, for the Amish:  I love your furniture, your cooking and your simple, back-to-the-basics.  No. Honestly, I do.  
* You're not going to Hell for having electricity.
* You're not going to Hell for having indoor plumbing.
* You're not going to Hell for owning and driving a vehicle.
* You're not going to Hell for wearing deodorant.
* You're not going to Hell for wearing ANOTHER hat.
* You're not going to Hell for wearing machine made clothing.

TO ALL THE ABOVE:
You might, however, go straight to Hell for treating those around you poorly, which, "In the name of Jesus" or "In the name of the Lord", most of you do!

Being a bad, judgmental person in the name of a religion will only serve to turn others away from your beliefs.  I hear Hindus and Buddhists haven't started any Crusades lately -0 if you know what I mean.  

Peace.
Love ya' all.

- Michael

Friday, February 7, 2014

Take one down, Pass it around!


                          (Electron Microscope photo of a virus!!)

Due to absolutely no choice of my own, Habba Syndrome has become my life partner since birth. As any other person with Habba Syndrome can tell you - and the few doctors that actually know what I'm talking about also know that we know where every public restroom is between St. Louis and Chicago, etc!
There is one of these toe 'assists' in every Whole Foods store, but I have become so naturally adept at using my shirt sleeve, etc, on door handles that I rarely even notice these conveniences.

I haven't had 
a cold in a couple years, and I haven't had the flu for over 20 years. 

I'm not a germaphobe - it's just that I venture out of my house maybe once a week.

I can get the crap that the 'shiny, happy people' are flinging around to each other, much quicker than the average person.
I don't think it's 'cute' when you walk into a work place, and people are cheerfully describing the line-up through the office that the recent virus took. For example:



"George had it first. Then he gave it to Mary. Mary gave it to Scott and Scott gave it to JoAnn."


You people aren't  passing around  someone's  newborn, coochie-coo, cuddly baby, you are swapping sick-assed fucking **VERMIN!!**

Just pull up some images of what germs and viruses look like under strong magnification if you doubt me. No, not "cuddly" AT ALL!!

Some people REALLY REALLY need a serious hobby

When I DO get sick, every breath I take until I am well, I am cursing the jackass that planted that seed on an escalator rail! When one has severe, non-medically responsive Bipolar Type II *AND* severe (again, non-responsive) anxiety and panic disorders, one does **NOT** like trying to get a nostril open to breathe!! 

I quite literally feel as if I am suffocating, and then I have suicidal, severe panic attacks.

Keep y'all's damned vermin to yourselves, just because YOU might be as inconsiderate as Hell and as lazy as fuck doesnt mean I am the same!!

I don't (Ever!!) touch:

* Store door handles
* Escalator rails
* Shopping cart handles.
* Anything in a bathroom, and if I can't avoid it, I have no hand / face contact until I can scrub my hands.
* The same thing goes with key pads at the checkout counter. Somebody that just had his finger up his sick-assed nose could have just put his PIN in that device.

For those of you yelling, OH, big deal!", I hope you enjoy the Walgreens check-out line as you're buying stock in Robitussin!

As for me and my camp, I do not enjoy wasting life, my time and my money while swapping vermin with complete strangers - or with friends and relatives!!  The issues that my genetic pool have thrown enough at me to deal with on a daily basis.  I don't need to be in pain and misery because other people are inconsiderate of everybody else around themselves.

Trust me. You can find something better to do with your time, money and energy that will serve to better beautiful the world!

PEACE!!
- Michael

Tuesday, January 21, 2014

"Nope! I have to see it!"



This meme reminds me of the first time I attempted to go up in the St. Louis Gateway Arch - with my 00+ gauge Prince Albert piercing in! My piercing is the same as the pic in this picture, but the gauge that I wear-  (thickness of the metal) - is 1 size bigger, and weighs a half a pound.



I don't wear it often, and like any piece of jewelry, after it's in (on) for a second or two, the wearer forgets that it's in place (like putting a watch on your wrist. After a few seconds, you don't feel it in place anymore.) 




Anywho, I went to the Arch. I forgot that it's a 'federal building', and you must go through the metal detector and security check points before even entering the gift shop.

(A double whammy is that I was a wholesale florist for 6 years, and Mark has been a wholesale florist for almost 20 years. All florists - especially wholesale florists - carry a floral pocket knife with them at all times. Most of these knives have a hooked blade. They're about 4.5" in length. Now, when I go to City Hall or any other federal building, I make sure all body jewelry is out and any floral pocket knives stay in my truck. I automatically take off my not 'n' bolt choker and put it in the basket that goes through the x-ray machine.)

So... I forget that I'm wearing a half pound chunk of metal through my yahoo.

I go through the metal detector, and the alarm goes off.

They rather forcefully pull me aside and run the wand up and down my body. when it is level with my crotch, the thing lights up and the alarm goes off again.

When my Ex worked at the airport, I would go down the same concourse to pick him up. After checking me through a couple times, the next time I set the alarm off, I would tell the agents (that knew me well), "I have my PA in." and I would point to my crotch. They smiled and motioned me through without further attention to the matter.

Silly me! When THIS particular agent ran the wand down my body, and I told him, "I have a half pound, 00 gauge Prince Albert in.", and I pointed to my crotch, he said, "Nope! I have to see it!" Right down to the tape, itself, this gaurd looked exactly like the nerdy cop in the 1980's movies that had his glasses taped in the middle.

When he firmly stated, "Nope! I have to see it!" I looked at my Ex and smiled. He rolled his eyes and put his head back as if to indicate to me, "Oh, no! Here we go again!"

I looked at the (male) cop, and self-assuredly said, "OK, Sista! Perhaps this IS Burger King, and you CAN have it your way!"

He took me by the arm and lead me to a small utility room that was off to the side of probably 200 people waiting to go to the top of the Arch. They witnessed the entire fiasco.

We walked into the utility room, and he shut the door.

Without so much as looking down, I took my stuff out of my pants - using only the metal ring as a handle. Again - without changing expressions and without looking down, I started twirling my junk as if I was turning a jump rope!

If I'm lyin', I'm dyin' - send my soul straight to Hell!

Without looking where he was going (because his huge eyeballs were fixated on the action down below!), this nerdy guard moved back as far away from me as he could, and his arms were stuck out to his sides, and he was clawing the concrete walls of that small utility room. He was making the most ghastly, "I'm scared shitless!" sounds that he could get out of his wide open mouth! If he could have climbed that wall backwards, he would have been stuck on the ceiling in 2 seconds flat!

While his back was still plastered against the wall, I put my junk back in my pants, zipped myself up, and then I walked over to this trembling man. I slammed my hand against the wall with my hand landing an inch from his head. I leaned over to his face until we were almost Eskimo kissing and I hissed, "Now, nerd boy! When you take your scrawny ass home, how are you going to explain your shit stained underwear to your WIFE!???"

(His back was still against the wall!)

I turned, walked out the door, and I slammed it behind me. In the huge concrete cavern that is beneath the arch, the door slamming sounded like a cannon going off.

The guard didn't follow me out of the room.
In fact, I never, ever saw him again!

I just walked myself THROUGH the security check point, and, while smiling hugely, I did the "elbow, elbow, wrist, wrist, touch your pearls, blow a kiss" maneuver to the other guards as I walked through the checkpoint and on to my Ex, who was already waiting in one of the trams to go to the top of the Arch.

- Michael