FaceBook will give $1 . . . . .

No.  Really.  

FB will *not* give $1 for every 'like', 'share', etc, of a pic of a pathetic looking abused woman, emaciated child, or tortured animal. 

Honest.  They won't give a $1, and they never will.

Those damned things are *initially* created by lazy, attention-hungry 'Like Whores' who would rather expend the smallest amount of energy possible to gain the most attention (rather than spend the same amount of time, and perhaps a bit more to develop and fine tune a skill that truly makes the world a more beautiful place and is truly attention-worthy.)

Then....those "FB will give $1" posts are passed along by people who are either #1) gullible  or #2) they want a cheap, easy ride on the 'Like Whore' train.

(This is just me over here - dismounting my daily soapbox!)

- Michael

Sister Wives

To pin these people's choices on every Mormon (and those actions of Mitt Romney, as far as that is concerned!) would be an uneducated action.

Much in the same manner as Tina Turner classifies herself as a "Baptist Buddhist", I classify myself as a "Pentecostal-Mormon-Buddhist-Hindu-Pagan!"
(Translated: We believe that if ANYBODY has *all* the right answers, 100% of the people on this planet would form a huge, long line starting at that respective place of worship, and continuing around the entire Globe! Since nobody has ALL the right answers, but they might have a bit of something good to offer, we choose to sample more items at the religion / spiritual buffet, rather than paying the full price, and eating only one item - as so to speak.)

Side note:  Miss Tina's professional musical starting line was right here in ole St. Louis, MO. If converting to Buddhism was the catalyst that gave her the strength and fortitude to shoot past Superstar level, WHERE CAN I GET IT? I WANT SOME, TOO!

With that disclaimer being stated, as consenting adults, I firmly believe that as long as they aren't violating the rights of others, they have the right to do whatever it is that they choose to do with their lives.

If ya'all are concerned about what is going on in their houses and their bedrooms, then perhaps ya'all should seek out and develop a different hobby that might make better use of your talents.

I do remember seeing a sign in an antique store that was directed at people who tell the proprietor stories about "an antique that their Grandma had."

That sign read: "The only person that cared about what your Grandma had was your Grandpa!"

I'm sure you can make the lateral move between the "Sister Wives thing" and "Grandma".

:)

- Michael

It's all the same, isn't it?

Today during my physical therapy, I was in 'curtained room #1', and while my therapist was doing some manual techniques to decrease the effects of Erb's Palsy in my right arm, we overheard an interesting conversation:

The furry little physical therapist that does the 'dry needling' (related to acupuncture) is a Queens English speaking,  Kippah (yarmulke)-wearing Orthodox Jewish man.  This fella was in the next curtained-off area, 'dry needling' a patient.

Made obvious by their conversation, this patient had previous inside information pertaining to the Jewish therapist's private life.  The patient asks, "Can I ask you a personal question?"  The therapist answers, "You sure can!"  The patient continues with, "Are you going to get Eric (the therapist's 3 yr old son) a CHRISTMAS present?"

Without making a sound, I looked into my therpist's face, and simultaneously  we rolled our eyes in disbelief.

The Jewish therapist patiently but firmly answers the patient, "No, but Eric did get lots of Hanukkah presents!"

The patient replies... "Oh...uh.... Yeah."

Does the patient think the Orthodox Jewish therapist is wearing that small cap on his head to prevent sunburn (in the middle of a snowy, winter day) on his bald spot?  GEEZ!

Some folk honestly don't bother to learn (or to care about!) the customs of those in the world around them.  Hanukkah is NOT "a Jewish Christmas".  There is no such thing.  Jewish people do no believe in the New Testament *at all*, therefore, they do not acknowledge the birth or death of Christ.

Those people that believe their own religion is the "end all - be all" to all religions on the planet are the very definition of "ethnocentric".

- Michael 

A Little Outro Music.....

I present the facts before I 'let the music play' (The music follows below...I promise!)

I know that as least some portion of the world believes that today, December 20, 2012, is our last full 24 hour period together on planet Earth (in a cohesive form.)




(Over the course of history, there has been *many* predictions made as to the precise end of our existence, and as of this writing, I can attest that they have all been false, and they are pumped-up by attention-seeking alarmists that should perhaps seek more useful ways to use their most valuable non-renewable resource: Time.

Most of the percentage of believers in this latest Mayan Doomsday prediction is in the United States, and not in Mexico (more specifically, the mountainous regions of the Sierra Madre to the semi-arid plains of northern Yucatán.)

A word to the wise: ** IF NASA, OR ANY OTHER VALID, SCIENTIFICALLY-BASED AGENCY SCREAMS, "RUN! DUCK! TAKE COVER!", PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO DO SO!"

**THOSE** PEOPLE KNOW WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT!

As Kenny Rogers sings, "You've got to know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away - know when to RUN!"

Therein lies all the difference: Knowing who you should believe, and who should be ignored.

THE MUSIC:

For those of you that remain persistent that we are all going to perish, these are just a few of the songs that I would select for you to listen to during your big "Outro":
(In no particular order:)

Great Gig In The Sky - Pink Floyd

This song has been billed as the greatest non-lyrical vocal in all of music history - period. (not a play on words!)

The following paragraph is the only true verbal lyric in the entire song. Nobody - and I mean nobody - but Clare Torry can do this song justice.  Her gut-wrench, heart-breaking vocal has stood the test of time:

"And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
Don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime."
"I never said I was frightened of dying."




(If I ever need a good cry, Clare Torry is always willing to give me a good boost!)

Let's lighten the mood a bit.  At 1:13, this 747 leaves the tarmac.  You MUST watch the synchronized video!  Of all people to give me inspiration, I never thought Jerry Springer's rock opera would provide any inspirational fodder.

(Caution: Even though the message in this song is FANTASTIC, Do NOT play this song in the vicinity of small children, or while you are in a cubicle in a quiet office!)

If you don't have "Boogie in your butt" by the time you get half-way through this song, then perhaps you should have your butt checked at the nearest Urgent Care clinic:


I JUST WANNA DANCE -  ALISON JIEAR
(Jerry Springer's Opera)
(If I ever need a good cry, Clare Torry is always willing to give me a good boost!)

Let's lighten the mood a bit.  At 1:13, this 747 leaves the tarmac.  You MUST watch the synchronized video!  Of all people to give me inspiration, I never thought Jerry Springer's rock opera would provide any inspirational fodder.

(Caution: Even though the message in this song is FANTASTIC, Do NOT play this song in the vicinity of small children, or while you are in a cubicle in a quiet office!)

If you don't have "Boogie in your butt" by the time you get half-way through this song, then perhaps you should have your butt checked at the nearest Urgent Care clinic:




Fanfare For The Common Man / Marsden's Lament mash-up
Changing gears again, this is a 'mash-up' of "Fanfare for Common Man (played by Keith Emerson on a $50,000 Yamaha synthesizer!) and the theme to Warehouse 13, "Marsden's Lament" - which I have recently learned to play on the piano...

The photography is my own.....







Last on this list, but by no means the ENTIRE list,A good-ole Classic Rock standard:The Doobie Brothers: Listen To The Music

(Listen to the lyrics, and feel the music....they tell the entire story....)




Honest Injun, if I'm 'lyin', I'm dyin' - send my soul to Hell:

If there is anybody out there that gives a crap, can you please see to it - honestly - that every one of these songs are played at my Memorial Service?  (Throw in a Tony Monaco jazz organ tune, too!)

(BTW.... I'll see ya'll on Saturday, Dec 22, 2012!)

- Michael

Mayans and Survivalists

(Notice there is no 'rest of the week'...)  he he 

About waking up on the 22nd:
I one short word, I will look at the "Mayan believers" and say, "Idiot!" and then walk a way.

The explanation:

Because I *KNOW* that all the people on my FB Friends List are intelligent, diligent people and that they are willing to expend the energy required to do their own homework, rather than live lazy lives by cheating off their dumb neighbor's paper in the classroom of life, I can rest assured that none of them will believe the "Mayan" crap that is bobbing down the current mainstream like a turd floating along in a sewage ditch.

Because my informed friends used their most non-renewable resource (time!) more wisely than wasting braincells playing Angry Birds (or watching and believing everything they see on *ALL* reality TV shows (American Idol, X-Factor, Big Brother, Survivor, just to name a few), I know that these friends would have completed their homework early by learning that the Mayans calendar and the modern Gregorian Calendar (the one you use today) were very different, indeed. One major consideration would be Leap Year. The Mayans did not know, nor did they care about Leap Year. If you account for an extra day every 4 years, by the Mayan's calendar, the world should have 'ended' in August, 2011.

I am typing this blog on Dec. 17, 2012, and just with a mere glance out my office window, I can see a wintry, dreary - but nonetheless, still present! - world out there.

A note to the "Survivalists" out there. (I can't believe we actually have a name for them now!):

"The Sandy Hook shooter lived with his mother at her house in Sandy Hook, 5 miles from the elementary school. She was a gun enthusiast who, according to an acquaintance, often took her two sons to a local shooting range. According to her former sister-in-law, Marsha Lanza, Nancy stayed home to take care of Adam. Marsha Lanza also recalled that Nancy was a "survivalist", and had turned her home into "a fortress" in which she was stockpiling guns and food to prepare for what she believed was an apocalyptic event associated with impending economic collapse."

OK. OK. In my humble opinion, if a person (the shooter's mother) is goon enough to have an 'armed fortress' around a mentally ill person, AND train him how to shoot people, then she, indeed, earned the shot in the face that she received. (Contrary to popular belief, the shooter's mother was NOT a teacher at this school, nor did she have any connection to the school.)

As for shooting small, innocent, defenseless children and several other people who were trying to educate this country's youth:

I honestly hope this shooter AND his mother has to answer for each and every soul that was taken on Dec. 14. If I had a choice in the matter, their 'holding cell' until that final court day would be an extra hot place in Hell, with an occasional pop or crackle coming from the hot embers.

It is perfectly acceptable to hope and pray that Evil burns in Hell:

As a GREAT example, Dr. William Petit Jr and his murdered family (Google it - they're from Connecticut, too!)  This man's family was murdered, and he was left for dead during a hideous robbery.  When Oprah asked him if he was willing to forgive the men that did this crime to his family, Dr. Petit answered her:

"Since it is inherent in the human constitution to hate evil, any forgiveness for these people is "inappropriate."  Oprah said one thing in response to this answer to her question, "That is a very good answer!"


As ironic as it seems, the "survivalists" - whose intention was to preserve life - are now doing the killing.

- Michael

What is the cut-of age for a Tooth Fairy visit?

Where is my Habba Syndrome when I need it?

Last night, I made myself suddenly aware that at some unknown time during the day, I lost a tooth in my top denture ... again. (This particular smile is 8 yrs overdue to be replaced, so I can't blame the teeth or the workmanship.  They're just old - but fantastically beautiful.  Another set is $2,200 out of my pocket AND the bite will be different.  I want THIS smile, not a high priced smile that does nothing for me - if you know what I mean.

Those of you that have experienced this deal will know that if you ever loose a tooth in a denture while you are eating, the next bite will feel and sound like you bit down on a rock.  It is unmistakable.  For whatever reason, I didn't get that important clue, and I honestly think I inadvertently swallowed the tooth! I do have a spare set of teeth, and I will be wearing those tomorrow when I go do the familiar routine to get these fixed.  The color and fit of my spare set is great. I couldn't ask for better. BUT...they are small, 'dentury', and they give me an unappreciated under-bite.  I absolutely love the big, Chicklet smile that my daily-wear set gives me.

If you know what Habba Syndrome is, you will understand why this is the only time in my entire life that it would come in handy.

I get to make an impromptu, unscheduled visit to my dentist's office tomorrow.  I won't even touch the dentist's chair.  They will put my plate in a box, charge me $80, and I will take the box and drive myself to the dental lab, so I can get them returned to me the same day.

Habba Syndrome....help me now!  he he

- Michael

A Spoon Full of Sugar....helps the medicine go down!

I suppose it's a small, personal triumph, really.

Since August (2012), I have been battling a flare-up of Psoratic Arthritis.  

While it is true that a common site for this type of arthritis is the hands, the neck (cervical spine) is the second favorite site on the list.  

If you have a pain in the knee, for example, you can often sit down to give your knee(s) a break.  Without both permenant and detrimental consequences, it's much more difficult to take the pressure off of your neck,  if you know what I mean (only in literature and movies can a character survive with no head attached!)

Anywho, as I was growing up, because she simply didn't want to expend the time nor energy to deal with the matter at hand (and she still doesn't, as far as that is concerned), my mother would give me the 'brush off' by telling me that my extreme joint discomfort was 'growing pains.'  You must know beforehand, dear reader, that my maximum adult height is 5'4".  While I am reasonably intelligent enough to intrinsically know that "You should never try to teach a pig to sing.  It will only waste your time, and annoy the pig!", contrary to popular belief, I am more optimistic than the average person in my SMALL inner circle would have you to believe.  The eternal girl scout that is trapped inside my little gimpy body will never stop fighting to win the world over.

In response to my mother telling me that my pains are 'only growing pain', I would tell her "I know that the average person walking down the street doesn't feel the same pain that I am feeling. If that were the case, #1) the murder rate would be considerably higher, and #2) If these aches were 'growing pains', then I should be 8 feet tall! Since I am NOT 8 ft. tall, these are not 'growing pains'."  

By professional license, I am a nurse.  I have been an LPN since 1994.

My physical therapist has 6 yrs. of college under her young belt, and a year and a half of job experience.  I told her the 'growing pains' story, and, also knowing my (lack of) good family history, she laughed and said, "There is no such thing as 'growing pains', and you are right - your pain has always been from both traumatic arthritis..." (my right foot is a different volume of books, in itself), and she continued with "The majority of your pain is most likely linked directly to Psoratic Arthritis.."

Even though a true and accurate diagnosis by professionals who are doing their jobs, rather than from mothers that could have done considerably better at their job (and I am truly being kind by 'leaving it at that'), this disclosure is not the victory at hand that I am celebrating.  

Back to August 2012:

The next 2 paragraphs are a brief history, which may be skipped, if you so desire:

I am a Medicare patient, and I have chosen Essence Health Care as a Medicare replacement plan.  Essence is available only to local St. Louis area residents.  It costs me no more than the ordinary original Medicare Part B plan, and I get Part D (drugs / medication) free.  Don't misunderstand me. I do have a tiered co-pay on my medications, but the addition of Part D, itself, is free with Essence.

Eight years ago, the truly wonderful Dr. Sandra Hoffman (Rheumatologist / Internist) x-rayed me from my neck to my toes. She said the psoriatic arthritis has affected many of my joints, and it - back in 2004 - it had already fused my neck, and that my back was getting bad, too.

Dr. Sandra wrote me a prescription for Celebrex (which was easily covered by the insurance that I had at that time.  Remember, I had  degenerative disease process (arthritis) 8 years ago.  Degenerative diseases don't get better over time.  They do what they say they do:  They degenerate - they get worse!

In January, 2012, I was required by Essence to have a Dr.'s exam, and a 'wellness' visit. Considering that I am a nurse, and I have been a patient, for one reason or another, for my entire life, I REALLY do like to let as much time pass between visits to a Dr.'s office as possible. With those considerations, even though this was officially a 'Wellness', by the time I force myself to spend the time, the money and the frustration of going to a Dr's appointment, I positively have real and necessary reasons to see him.  

Translated:  Rather than paying him a co-pay to walk into a Dr's office and say, "Hey, how you doin'?  My name is Michael J Keller.  It's good to see you!" (Then walk out of the office), I am also in his office to receive treatment for a medical condition that has most likely been bugging me for days, weeks or usually - years. 

This Dr's office was only 2 miles from my home.  When I walked into the tiny waiting room, I noted that by at least 25 - 30 yrs, I was the youngest patient in the room. (I'm 44).  Because...uh... I do not look an ordinary boring citizen AND I am not in in the average age bracket of a Social Security / Medicare patient, AND I was, by several decades, the youngest patient in the room, the proverbial red flag flew up in front of my face, and started flapping about furiously in the wind - so to speak.  

A second warning light flickered on when I was taken back to an examination room by the nurse.  This particular office also an Essence-provided Nurse Practitioner.  This person served as a 'middleman' (middle woman, in this case), and as a link between the Dr's office, and Essence, itself.

This middleperson came in to the room and took my lengthy, gimpy medical history.  Me - the patient - had to explain to her the definitions of both Erb's Palsy and Habba Syndrome (We're not even talking about my right foot. Again, another book for a different day.)

A few minutes after Miss Middleperson left the room, the Dr. came in to do his examination.

After he shook my hand and introduced himself, he happily and proudly exclaimed, "I hear you're our distinguished and honored guest today!"





I live in Ladue, MO, AND I know how I look when I am in public spaces:

99% of the time, my beard is ALWAYS in it's "up style", which requires occasional hair color, hair mousse, a comb, LOTS of hairspray, and considerable time using a carefully aimed hair dryer.  I wearing either one of my hand knit hats or more likely than not, I am wearing the fantastic creation you see in the picture at the top of this blog.  With a good amount of certainty  I am relatively certain that this Steampunk / Western combo hat it the only one like it in the St. Louis area.  I also wear a hand made choker made from heavy hardware (honestly - hardware from Home Depot.  It has 72 welded nuts and bolts).  Add the Adam Lambert-style heavy style black eyeliner and the 3/4" plugs in my ears, and you KNOW that I will never blend in with senior citizens in ANY Dr's office waiting room.

Cutting to the chase, and finishing this chapter of this storied saga:
This first Essence-supplied Dr. quickly wrote out a couple prescriptions. Neither of these prescriptions were covered by Essence, and I couldn't afford to pay full price for them from my own pocket, so I had to leave them unfilled, and to go on with my life without help in these areas.

After the "Glad To See You!" Dr. left the room, he said, "You're doing good!  I'll see you in 6 months!"  

The survivalist in me wanted to immediately scream out, "NO!  WAIT!  What do I have to do - or how do I have to look - to get you to believe that I am here because I NEED HELP, and it is *your* job to help me?"  But, the realist that I am took over, and before I walked out of the office, I was determined to find a Dr. that could and would look past my exterior, and see a broken structure within those walls.

I as pointed in the direction of a gay-friendly doctor that knew that my exterior was a mere shell, beneath all my smoke and mirrors is an official gimp.

As much help as a Doctor can give in this day and age, this new doctor has helped me immensely.  

He gave me a prescription for Lomotil, which allows me to leave the house without knowing where every bathroom is in every business we frequent.  Habba Syndrome is an evil, ugly disease that is usually lumped under the catch-all category of "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" because the Dr. doesn't know what else to call it.  IBS (if there really is such a disease!) and Habba Syndrome are very different diseases.

Essence Health Care requires that a patient be "stepped" to a more expensive drug before it is prescribed and issued.  

For Psoratic Arthrits, I had been taking over 3,000 mg / day of over-the-counter NSAIDs.  Taking this high amount will shoot holes through my liver and my stomach.  However, pain is a fantastic motivator.  When the doctor advised against taking this large amount of NSAIDs, I told him, "Hell! The damage can't hurt any worse than the severe debilitating migraines that are caused by the pain in my fricken cervical (neck) spine!"

He put me on Meloxicam, which is a slightly more potent drug than over-the-counter NDAIDS, and it is one pill instead of the 15 pills that I routinely take.  

With most patients, Meloxicam will work if there are *NO* other factors in the situation: During cold, rainy days, for example, or a GOOD psoratic arthrits flare-up, I could pop a handful of M&Ms, and better results than the Meloxicam can give me.  At a relatively early stage in the arthritic disease process, Meloxicam usually has to be upgraded to a more potent drug.

In September, 2012, I reached that point.  I need to be upgraded to Celebrex, the drug that was originally approved by my earlier insurance (8 years ago), and one that I knew would help me.

Remember....Essence has the worthless 'step program'.  I had fulfilled Essence's 'step' requirements by first taking over-the-counter drugs, then taking the Meloxicam.  My pain level tells me that a prescription for Celebrex is long overdue.

Essence requires that the prescribing Doctor send an ACCURATELY FILLED OUT FORM verifying that the appropriate 'steps' have been taken before they will authorize a more expensive drug - Celebrex, in this case.  

My Dr's office staff assured me that they would send the paperwork to Essence, and within a couple days, they should fill the prescription.  I asked the very patient Peggy, my friendly pharmacist tech at Schnuck's Pharmacy (Lindbergh & Clayton Rds., St. Louis, MO) how long it should take for Essence to approve the Celebrex prescription.  She advised me that it could take "from 2 days to 2 weeks." 

Anybody that knows anything about me at all will tell vouch for the fact that I am not a patient person by any means.  I did wait 8 days - over 1 week - before I called the pharmacy again.  She told me that the prescription was still 'in progress', and that within a couple days, the Celebrex prescription should be approved and ready for me to pick up.

After the conversation with Peggy - the pharmacy - I received a call from my Dr.'s office.  The office personnel that called me told me that "for unknown reasons, Essence out-right denied my Celebrex prescription, and that I should remain on over-the-counter medications (Yep! The ones that are punching holes through my organs!), and continue to take the now-ineffective Meloxicam, or call your rheumatologist for further help."

I did as I was advised: I called my rheumatologist, and she ordered another NSAID that was less expensive, and it was covered by Essence.

I had Mark pick up this new prescription on his way home from work.

(For reasons that will soon become apparent and clear, I am honestly overjoyed that the Celebrex prescription was in Essence's system *before* the drug (Relafen - generic: Nabumetone) that my rheumatologist ordered was into their system.

Since it was late in the day, and past normal office hours, I had a sleepless night.  I was infuriated past the point of tears.  Why would Essence deny a needed increase in my medication when they had proof that I had taken all the necessary 'steps'?

I had my shaking finger on the trigger, and I was chomping at the bit to blast the Hell out of the insurance company.  BUT....while I defiantly do not want to yell at the WRONG person, I REALLY DO want to yell at the right person.

I decided to call Essence to get the whole truth for myself before I lit the fuse.  I was so mad that I decided to wait a while before I made that call. I knew that I never regret anyting that I say, but I knew I could probably use more polite wording, even though the devil in me wanted me to rip them a new ass.

I got an honestly helpful representative from Essence on the phone.  She looked over the details and said, "Sir, it looks like you haven't completed the 'step' program.  That is why we denied the Celebrex prescription.  I will check with another department to make sure that is correct, but I'm pretty sure that is the accurate reason you were denied."

At the end of her work day, the insurance rep called me back.  She reiterated the fact that the proper steps had not been completed.

AH!  I see the light clearly now!  I knew the pharmacy had not 'dropped the ball', and now I knew that the fault was most likely not Essence's fault. 

I never did get to the bottom of the deal, but I am almost certain that the Dr's office either:

1) Did not fill out the form AT ALL that explained that I did, in fact, do the necessary 'steps' 
    
2) As often is the case, when the papers are faxed, 2 pages stick together, the second (stuck under the first) page doesn't get faxed, but in the end, because this stuck page is pulled through the fax machine', it is the 'faxed' stack, and he 'sender' has no idea or knowledge that this important, vital information has not, in fact, been faxed.


OR..... if the ball was, in fact, in Essence's court:

1) They misplaced the important 'step' information.

2) There was some unfortunate incident (read: mistake) when the information was entered into whatever system Essence might have.

Whether we have 6 of one thing, and half a dozen of the other is inconsequential. Either way, a mistake was made, and I had been waiting 2 weeks for a prescription that I desperately need that should have been filled in no more than 2 days from the day it was originally ordered.

SO....... I really did not want to yell at the WRONG person, but I really DO want to yell the RIGHT person - the individual responsible for messing up my prescription.



Two days ago, I left the physical therapist's office (after getting both physical therapy and dry needling (acupuncture).  Before I walked out of this tall, mostly-medical building, I went to the 14th floor, which is the 'break area' for the entire building.  

I needed to get my ducks in row before I started blasting people for screwing me over.  

I called the Essence once more to see if they have, in fact, received the correct information from my Dr.'s office, and to determine the immediate status of my Celebrex prescription.  

This time, the customer service rep at Essence was't as compassionate as the first rep that I called, and this lady wasn't willing to view the subject from a different point of view.  

She told me, "Sir, you must complete the 'steps' before we can approve the Celebrex prescription.  I see that you have been on over-the-counter medication and Meloxicam, but just yesterday, you got a prescription filled for Nabumetone.  The Nabumetone IS a part of the'step' program, and you must give this drug a trial period before we can approve the Celebrex prescription."

I tried in much vain to explain to this lady that I was given the Nabumetone prescription to hold me over until the mistake that had been made with the Celebrex order had been cleared up.  She wouldn't hear of it, and she didn't want to listen to me.  I left the break room on the 14th floor of this building, and I took the elevator to the 1st floor.  During the elevator ride to the ground floor, my cellphone started breaking up, and I eventually lost her signal (which was most likely a merciful gift from GOD!)

I never called her back.

By the time we reached this level, I was thoroughly pissed at this game.  I was well 'over it'.

I thought, "What have I done to myself?  Have I just shot myself in the foot by doing what my primary care doctor advised me to do?" (Before they realized that a mistake had been made, they called me and advised me to call my rheumatologist - which I did.  God LOVE her!  Dr. Barbara Caciolo, MD, came to my rescue.  I saw her only days before, and she knew my psoriatic arthritis flaring up with a vengeance   These days, it is a rare occurrence  indeed, when a Dr. does his or her job, and they do it efficiently.  

BUT....I thought I did damage to the situation because this new medication was ordered, and I would have to 'ride this one out' for a few weeks or months before I could get the Celebrex that I had been working so hard to get.  

Within a half an hour of my call with the 'not-so-understanding' representative from Essence, I received a call from Schnuck's Pharmacy:

"Michael, your Celebrex order has been approved, and it is ready for you to pick up.!"

I don't know exactly who to - honestly - thank at Essence for finally 'seeing the light', and realizing that the Celebrex was ordered and was entered in their system before the Nabumetone had been ordered and entered. SOMEBODY knew the rules of the game, and they knew that they had to both consider and fill the order that had been placed FIRST (Celebrex) before they filled or considered the SECOND order (Nabumetone).

FINALLY!  After fighting this mini-war since August, I get the medication that my aching bones need!  Forget the aching bones....the muscle contractions that the arthritis in my neck have been causing brings on a blinding migraine headaches - every day.

I fought 'the system', and I won. 

It is a small victory, however:

When I picked up my prescription, I noted on the paper and the receipt that only 30 pills were ordered, and the total $$ without insurance would have been a little over $200.  "HUH?", I ask myself.  I have taken Celebrex in the past, and I know that there should have been at least 120 pills in that bottle, and the pre-insurance total should have been between $550 - $800.

This is the clincher:

The order is:

"Take 1 capsule every day."

CRAP!

Remember, I am both a patient and a nurse.  This is the TINIEST Celebrex prescription that I have ever seen!  The order is for 1 pill a day.  when I was on this medication *8* years ago, I was taking 4 pills a day.  Do the Dr.s really believe that a degenerative disease is going to improve?  Nope. No can do.  Degenerative means just that:  It gets worse, not better.

So....because the tiny amount of Celebrex that I DID receive will do me absolutely no good at all, and is, in fact, a huge laugh, I will take it with the Nabumetone for a month.  The 2 together should bring my inflammation down to a small roar.  THEN....I tell my Dr. that the 1 capsule is no longer effective.  I will get 'bumped' up to a relatively NORMAL Celebrex prescription (2 to 4 capsules per day, minimum).

GEEZ!  The work-arounds that have to be done to get where I need to go!

"Getting old is not for sissies!"  True.

But....

"Being a Gimp isn't for sissies, either!"  

It should be of no wonder to individuals when they see a crabby old person or a pissed off Gimp!  It's hard to wade through the medical crap that we are forced to drudge through, and not get a little - or a lot - on us!

- Michael


  

Of Cowards, guns and pitbulls.....

To the Coward in Connecticut:
I know your favorite target(s) are children, malls and theatres, where you KNOW people are unarmed. 

To disprove your cowardice, and to back up your bravery,  go ahead on and fire at a fully armed Army platoon, or an armed Marine regiment.

Many folk think that I am just a hot-headed loud mouth.

If that is the label that you need to apply to me, then go ahead and stick it to me.  I might as well live up to my expectations by saying:

This shooter is MORE proof that "The Dumbing Down of Americans is happening at an alarming rate.  

Dear readers, you really don't need an more proof than that to believe that my statement is true, but should you NEED more examples, I am prepared to help you with those, as well.

I have been in a management position several times in my employment history.  I was told by my superiors:  "If you have to give somebody a disciplinary write-up, don't get them for just one small issue.  Write them up for everything you can, all at the same time."

With that consideration in mind, and while I am playing "Wack-a-Mole" with the hot seat button, let me continue by saying that I am 100% behind the ban of assault rifles.
To paraphrase Dixie Cater's character (Julia Sugerbaker) from Designing Women:

"Those guns were not designed to hunt your supper.  They were designed to hunt MEN."  

'Nuff said. If you need a further explanation, as I stated before, I am more than prepared to help you with that.

(If these cowards are every caught alive, and if you people are can't 'push the button' because you are morally or ethically against the death penalty, and thus, you can't 'push the button', feel free to call me!  I'll do it for you!)



The 3rd issue is the American Pit Bull Terrier:

(With a 100% certainty, I can tell you that you will never, ever see an English Bulldog or Pug's face on that picture......)

Did you know:
In the 1850's - before bull bating was banned in England, the English Bulldog had a WORSE  but accurate public image than the Pit Bull does in today's society?

The facts:

After bull bating was banned, the English Bulldog had no job to do.  This breed would have definitely gone extinct had the breeders decided to turn them into pets instead of raging animals.   English Bulldogs were once locked up in rooms as small as a closet, or in  outdoor cages.  They were considered very dangerous dogs.  After the English Bulldog 'lost his job', the breeders had to quickly and purposefully breed the BAD temperament out of these dogs if their lineage was to survive.  The results:  SUCCESS!

When you find statistics on English Bulldogs EQUAL to these, I will call a truce:
 http://www.fatalpitbullattacks.com/index.php

I got this bit of info directly from Wikipedia:

"After further inspection, most deadly incidents involving Pit Bulls occur because of the manner in which the canine in question had been raised. Almost all of the fatal incidents involve Pitt Bulls that had been trained for dog fighting."

Go ahead. Do the homework for yourself. Look up "English Bulldogs" on Wikipedia, and see if you can find info that even vaguely resembles the sample paragraph above.

Paraphrasing the message in the above picture in the form of a question:

"When will I stop being judged by the content of my character, rather than my appearance?"

Answer: "When we stop seeing "Fatal pitbull attacks" statistics, that's when!"

With all my heart, I do believe that that day MIGHT eventually arrive when the Pit Bull's reputation matches the English Bulldog's reputation.  HOWEVER, the trailer park trash that owns many of these dogs, and uses them as a weapon instead as a pet and a companion are not helping your cause, or the breed's cause and it's image.

'Back in the day', the English Bulldog's genetic pool was contained in a much smaller space in the world, before the dog's became popular in other parts of the planet.  Such containment made it easier than it would be today to confine and improve the genetic pool before it was released world-wide.

Since the world is now a much bigger place, and relatively cheap travel is relatively accessible, the job of refining the Pit Bull's reputation is going to be much more difficult than it would have been back in the 1850's.

AS A WHOLE, these dogs need to be bred for good temperament, exactly as the English bulldog was bred.  Having an 'attack temperament'  in any breeding stock will foil your attempts at improving this dog's image, and disproving a bad reputation.

At this precise time and date in history, I know on a personal level several Pitbulls that are being raised in kept in widely varied environments.  In the GOOD environments, those specific pitbulls can be 95% trustworthy.  The pitbulls that I know that live in unsteady or bad environments: I personally wouldn't trust them enough to be left along with them!

This breed needs more time before 'judging it by it's character' is a thing of the past - and for very valid reasons.

I think that is enough 'write-ups' for one day, but the day is still young.

- Michael

Easy, Peasy is in the Eye of the Beholder!

This is my 3rd full-sized Dole Pineapple that I grew from the top of a store-bought pineapple

I have citrus trees, avocado trees, at least one adult full-sized pineapple plant, at least one dragon fruit, several miniature pineapple plants and one huge cherimoya tree - just to name a few.

I have started all these plants from seed that I get from fruit bought at the grocery store.
For 41 years of my fricken life (until we moved into our current home), I could grow the most impossible plants from seed that I get from their fruits, but I would kill a cactus faster than CBS dumped "Jimmy The Greek"
(I apologize for the random Golden Girls quote.)

For more pics of my pineapples:
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2303028378528.2136690.1333773488&type=3


There were several cacti in pots in the windows of this house when we moved in. I thought, "Oh, what the Hell! They would have eventually been dead, anyway!" But, after 3 years, they have grown and multiplied WAY too much. I think I finally reached the top of the 'Cacti Mountain', and I have ultimately figured them out.


Along the same lines, for years, I had aquariums, and I successfully bred and raised Bettas, which is not an easy task to do. With the lone exception of a cheap, feeder goldfish, with a 100% success rate, I killed every cute, 'puffy', rather expensive fancy-type goldfish that I ever attempted to bring into the house. I think they eventually learned to warn each other when they saw me approaching the aquarium in the store, and they hid behind the rocks and plants until I walked away.


The same goes with knitting and reading music. If I'm knitting a VERY simple stitch repeat, I will cuss a lot, and I have to rip it out, and start over many times for about 2 hours before I get the pattern right. However, if I start to knit a center-out, top down complicated 16 stitch-repeat lace shawl, I'll never make a mistake on it.


I never learned to play "Heart and Soul", "Chopsticks" or "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star". Those songs frustrate the Hell out of me, but with some practice, I can play heavy-handed Scott Joplin pieces.

Ask Mark. He will tell you that these friggen things will honestly frustrate me to tears. Lots of cussing and lots of tears, actually.

One of my fellow regular estate sale shoppers have observed my behavior, I guess, more than I have, and she let me in on the secret: She said, "The reason you mess up on the easy stuff, and you do the difficult stuff well is that you KNOW it's easy, so even though you THINK you are paying close attention, your brain gets bored quickly, and turns itself off without letting you know it went to sleep.. THEN, after several mistakes, you realize your attention span shut off without first warning you. When you do something difficult, you KNOW it is an advanced level, and you know it requires all of your attention, therefore, you make no mistakes."

I dunno. Do you think she's right? Even if she s, I have tried to take this advice to heart, but my brain has 'been doing what i's been doing' for 44 yrs. It's going to take a firm hand to guide this old ship back to shore, but with some diligence - and more cursing and crying - I think I can...I think I can... I think I can!

- Michael

Size Doesn't Always Matter ! ! !

Why does the smallest organ get the biggest laugh ???

(The bad organ jokes are so obvious that I can't help myself!)

I am a frequent and repeat offender on the local St. Louis Estate sale circuit.

While there are always exceptions, most of the decor in my home was purchased from estate / tag sales.  In addition to furniture and other decor, I bought at least 4 of my keyboard instruments at these sales, and on all counts, their purchase price was a tiny fraction of what it would have been had I purchased these instruments in a retail store.

(The "Why does the smallest organ get the biggest laugh ??? " story continues below these examples)

Examples would be:

Farfisa Fast 2 combo organ:  Bought for $25.  An identical keyboard on eBay sold for $493.



Indian Hand-pumped Harmonium:  Bought for $25.  Sold on eBay for $244, but they can easily go over $1,000.



Hammond E-182 w/ Leslie 122RV:  Bought for $350, valued at somewhere around $3,000


So...the story continues:


I went to an estate sale that advertised a Hammond E-100, a spinet player piano, and a 1980's entry-level Kimball 'Entertainer' organ -    and other miscellaneous items.

I went to this sale with the intent to buy sheet music or music books.

When I arrived at the sale, I learned that the man that owned this house also helped build the theatre organ in the lobby of St. Louis' Fox Theatre.  This man must have had all of his music memorized, because there was only a short stack of sheet music available for purchase.  I quickly thumbed through the music, and then I sat down at the organ, and played it for a half an hour. I switched to the piano for another half hour.

I had arrived at the conclusion that there was nothing at this sale that was of interest to me, so I did one double-check of the house to make sure I hadn't overlooked anything that I might want to buy.  About 5 seconds before I walked out the door, I noticed a box with a closed lid. It became obvious to me that this 'box' was an upscale chord organ.

I removed the decorative item that was sitting on the organ (and a fellow shopper thanked me for doing so, because she was relieved that I wasn't interested in that particular piece of decor - but she  was, in fact, interested in purchasing the item).  As it turned out, we were both happy.  I got what I wanted, and she got what she wanted.

I raised the lid of this chord organ, and exclaimed to the people running the sale, "I'll take it!"

This was a busy little Friday estate sale, and the house was packed with shoppers.  Only moments before, I was playing a couple gospel tunes, "I'll Fly Away" and "This Little Light of Mine", and everybody in the house stopped shopping, clapped their hands to the music, and sang the songs that I played.  We had an impromptu sing-along.  By the time I noticed this chord organ, the shoppers knew who I was, and what I was about.

When I noticed that the item that I was interested in was an up-scale chord organ made by the Hohner company, and I said, "I'll take it!", everybody in the house roared with laughter!

In semi-self-defense, I asked of them "What??? This purchase is for sentimental reasons!  I started at the age of 7 playing a chord organ, but the one I had wasn't as nice as this beauty!"

They were laughing because, in their presence, I played a full-size console organ, and an acoustic piano.  They were a bit shocked that I would buy the smallest music maker in the house.

The reality of the situation is that I bought this chord organ - for $25 - for both sentimental reasons, and to practice my music.  It's a 'discipline' thing.

This is no ordinary small child's toy.  Even though I do have another locally St. Louis made chord organ (St. Louis Music's 'Apollo' brand), my latest purchase has 72 chord buttons rather than the Apollo's 18 chord buttons.

For the uninitiated (and the uninitiated probably wouldn't be reading this far! :), more chord buttons = more flexibility and variations, and ultimately, more songs can be played with on the chord organ.

Not only does this chord organ have 5 selectable voices, but it has an expression / volume pedal, and another lever action on the expression pedal that increases or decreases the volume of the chord accompaniment independent of the main organ volume.

Although I do not 'wheel and deal' my instruments, 'll probably keep the Hohner organ and sell the Apollo.  I'm at the point in my home where I am trying to put 10 lbs. of  stuff in a 5 lb. sack!

I guess it's just a personal triumph.

But, hey:
Why does the smallest organ get the biggest laugh ???
and
"Size Doesn't Always Matter ! ! !"


- Michael

Which "Lifestyle" would you like today, Door A, or Door B?

Giving first the benefit of the doubt (and giving hidden bigotry enough rope to hang itself), I will initially say that - even though I clearly know better - I would like to believe that the original intent of that post is to do GOOD.

HOWEVER...in my 44 years on this planet, I am one of the rare birds that never, ever saw "The Emperor's New Clothes".  That fat man parading through the streets has been naked since the day of my birth.

That post is definitely in the Emperor's closet of...uh... NO CLOTHES!

Translated:

On the surface, that post appears to have good intent.
If you will peek only slightly beneath it's bubbly surface, you will see that the intent of that post is not at all good.

My mentor, Dr. Phil says, paraphrasing Saint Bernard of Clairvaux:
"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions."

While I am certain that that statement might also apply to other minority groups, I will gladly take on the role of 'The Gay Spokesperson', because that post almost always refers to gay people.

Because I was born (and lived!) as a gay, handicapped child with a much-less-than-ideal family situation, fighting my way through life has long since become second-nature to me (That is one reason why a gay male couple won last night on this season's "Amazing Race", and there have been a couple more gay couples to win "Amazing Race".)

 Fighting and struggling are second nature to us, and count my physical disabilities, struggling is, indeed, second-nature for me.

I have the brute force required for my ass to cash checks that my mouth writes.  With that being said, I will start by saying, " I'm loving the "lifestyle" thing."  

ALWAYS spoken as if the core of our very existence is a 'style', which is a choice, and used in the same context as the word 'fashion' is used when speaking about 'style', etc. 

You all will have to trust me when I tell you that not a single gay person on the planet CHOOSES to be discriminated against, no more than when black people OR women chose discrimination at specific times in their respective histories.  Being black, being a woman or being gay - it's all genetic.  I believe that those three groups did not CHOSE to be who they are, nor do I believe any of them should see the need to make excuses or to be apologetic for who they are - NOR do I believe that they should have to FIGHT for rights linked to genetics.

BTW - the last time somebody 'disagreed' with women's right to vote (as just one of many examples), even though I swear I wasn't alive at that time, I can guarantee you when half of the USA's population at the time (WOMEN!) did, indeed, get their panties in a wad.    

If anybody needs the subject further broken down, I am adequately prepared to do that for you, as well.

(A  hint for the wise:  

My next point starts out, "I didn't get a chance to vote on YOUR marriage or YOUR rights, so why the Hell should you be voting on MINE?"  

Answer:  Don't be pompous or arrogant enough to think that you SHOULD have the right or the authority to judge my very existence enough to vote on my marriage, my rights to insurance, etc, etc.  )

- Michael

Things Hidden inside a Salvation Army Bellringer's Bucket

A comment posted on FaceBook regarding the bigotry oozing from The Salvation Army against gays / lesbians:"Students at UC Berkeley have passed a bill opposing Salvation Army donation boxes on campus because of the organization's homophobic practices, including discrimination against gay families and couples. Earlier this year, a senior Salvation Army official said gays should be put to death."

A response:

Dean Babcock:
You people are pathetic, You boycott businesses cause they don't cater to you. So you discriminate against them. Kinda like the pot calling the kettle black. Oh right it is ok for gays to discriminate against others, got it, how stupid of me.

MY response to Dean Babcock:

Not pathetic, Dean.  Uh, no.  I boycott businesses because hate and prejudice are just that - hate and prejudice - no matter what filters (rationale) you put over your eyes that allow you to see the situation in a light that makes you feel most comfortable with your own bigotry. 

Just as a minor segway, you do realize, of course, that it is inherent in humans (and any other animal, as far as that goes), to shy away from: bad, danger, hate, dislike, etc.

As a GREAT example, Dr. William Petit Jr and his murdered family (Google it - they're from Connecticut).  This man's family was murdered, and he was left for dead during a hideous robbery.  When Oprah asked him if he was willing to forgive the men that did this crime to his family, Dr. Petit answered her:

"Since it is inherent in the human constitution to hate evil, any forgiveness for these people is "inappropriate."  Oprah said one thing in response to this answer to her question, "That is a very good answer!"

My response to you, Mr Dean:
"No, we will not sit idly by and be bashed about.  And it it perfectly OK for us to NOT sit idly by - and be bashed.  That would be 'inappropriate'.  How foolish of you to think otherwise."

I LOVED finding deals at Salvation Army....until I learned of their prehistoric sentiments against at least 10% of the population.

Now, I can't force myself to step foot in a Salvation Army.  
Goodwill doesn't discriminate, and in St. Louis, their flagship St. Louis store is directly across the street from the Salvation Army store.  Goodwill gets my $$, not hate, bigotry and prejudice.  

But, Mr. Dean:  BEFORE your comment, I am willing to place a wager saying that most of your inner circle didn't know you are a bigot.  AFTER your comment:  THEY NOW KNOW!

Ya gotta love this 'internet thing'.  Like a powerful hurricane hitting land, it churns up and magnifies idiots, goonies, prejudice, and a host of other maggots.  Even though I have to wade through the crap, I am thankful that the internet has busted out a lot of hate that would have otherwise remained hidden and smoldering.  For that, I will say, "Thank you."

- Michael

Amateur Perfumery and Accidental Polo.....

On a particularly adventuresome day (most of my days are!), I put 1/2 cup of water in a glass measuring cup. I added just two drops of patchouli oil (please tell me, dear reader, that you are familiar with Patchouli!), 3 whole cloves, a couple small sprigs of thyme, a couple small sprigs of Artemisia, a dash of cumin, a couple leaves of basil, a few cilantro seed pods (coriander!), a few marjoram sprigs and just a couple rosemary needles.

I wear Patchouli oil, straight and as-is, on a daily basis.

I put the measuring cup in the microwave for about 30 seconds, just to 'get it brewing a bit', and to allow these natural ingredients to release their oils.

After a few seconds, I caught a familiar whiff wafting through the kitchen.

I Googled 'Patchouli, Cloves', and my search returned:



Polo by Ralph Lauren:

Top Notes
Pine , Lavender, Juniper, Artemisia, Bergamot, Cumin, Basil, Green Notes

Middle Notes
Coriander, Marjoram, Jasmine, Carnation, Geranium, Thyme, Rose

Base Notes
Oakmoss, Patchouli, Leather, Cedar, Amber, Musk, Frankincense

To paraphrase a popular Carrie Underwood song, "I unknowingly made $3 worth of bathroom Polo!"

Not only did I accidentally nail some of the very specific ingredients in Polo, but the rosemary could easily substitute for cedar or Juniper.

For the next month, whenever I microwaved my lunch, I smelled Polo throughout my home. I poured my 'new' concoction in a shallow Petri-type dish, and allowed all the water to evaporate naturally. I placed this dish under the seat of my truck, and I use it as an auto freshener. On particularly warm summer days, when I step out of my truck, I smell either like the last surviving Hippie, or like I stepped off the set of a 1980's movie!

- Michael

Would you like some Dead Sea Salt on your wounds?

Yesterday, I got accidentally trapped by a young lady selling 'Dead Sea salts' at a mall kiosk in West County Mall.  She said, "Let me see the back of your hands."  A part of me wanted to seize the moment, and give her a pop upside her head with the back of my hand, but I obliged her:
I showed her the back of my hands.  

She said, "Yep!  Dry skin! Come over here, I have just what you need for dry skin!"  

I said, "Ma'am, the back of my hands are dry because I have a genetic condition called Psoriasis, and 30% of psoriasis sufferes have the associated Psoratic Arthritis that can accompany Psoriasis, which gives me daily severe migraines, which puts me in a not-very-friendly mood, if you know what I mean." 

She said, "I have a salt that cures psoriasis!"
I said, "Why don't you just go ahead on and send me to Hell to finish buring, so I will be in good company!  The very idea of putting ANYTHING with the word 'salt' on psoriasis is counter-intuitive to any person with the disease!"

I looked at her and said, "Along those same lines, I bet you would tell a Crohn's patient that Mylanta will cure their Crohn's, too, eh? Psoriasis is in the same autoimmune disease group as Lupus, Rheumatoid Arthritis, Crohn's Disease, Celiac disease, and literally 75 other autoimmune diseases.  THERE IS NO CURE FOR ANY OF THOSE DISEASES.  They are not cured.  They are, at best, managed!"

She was not bright enough to stop while she thought she was ahead of the deal. 

This kiosk saleslady tells me, "Tell me, What do you know about psoriasis?"

I answered her, "OK, I'll play along.  I know that all psoriasis sufferes are born with it, they will live with it, and they will take it to their graves.  It is a genetic disease that is in every bit of DNA that is in every cell of their body.  At this point in medical history, there is no cure for psoriasis, and most of the prescription medications available will serve only to reduce the bloody or scaly patches to hot pink blotches, but it won't clear up the lesions.  If you have a previously unknown miracle cure for psoriasis in that kiosk you're operating, and considering that 1 in 1,000 people on this planet suffer from this disease, in the St. Louis population, alone, you would have a line running from your kiosk, down the mall, out the door, and down Manchester Ave.  Of the 2.5 million in the St. Louis Metro area, 25,000 of us have Psoriasis, and 1/3 of that number have an accompanying arthritis."

With much doubt in her tone, she answered me, "Are you SURE?"
I quickly responded with, "Uh, YEAH!  I think I pretty much 'Got This'!"  Then, I continued with....

"Look, lady!  I have a professional nursing liscense (LPN) in my pocket, which puts me in the running - just ahead of you, at any rate - as an expert opinion AND I have the disease, myself - and at the moment, you're nothing but a mall kiosk operator that knows only to take what your management has told you, instead of doing your own homework.  A simple internet search on your PHONE will give you more education than you have at this very moment."

I turned and walked away.  As you might have guessed, this woman started following me down the mall, continuing her ill-informed sales pitch, until I immediately turned and gave he a look that you would have to see to understand.  At that point, she turned and walked briskly back to her kiosk.  

My psoriasis story:

Lucky me, I am in the 30% of psoriasis suffers that have the accompanying psoriatic arthritis, which sends me to physical therapy once a week, and is responsible for most of the contents of my medicine cabinet.  :)

Another twist to this storied saga is that I have nasty allergic reactions if I use a commercial hand lotion more than once on my skin.

The more natural the product (pure almond oil - from a natural food store, olive oil, etc), the better it is for my skin.  BUT....after a couple hours, I can be walking through Walmart, and I suddenly get a whiff of French Fries, and the smell is coming from me!

A few years back, my dermatologist prescribed a cream that was $600 / month, and it is toxic to the liver.  He wanted me to put on a rubber glove, then rub it over the 500 lesions that I had on my body!  I said, "What the .... ?"

(The cream reduced the scaly scabs to hot pink patches, but it never truly cleared the psoriasis.)

He said, "Either use the cream, or go outside as much as possible! If you don't have the time to lay out in the sun, get a membership to a tanning salon, and if you don't have time to go to one, buy your own tanning bed!"

For two years, I paid a monthly fee to go to a tanning salon.  Within the first two weeks, every psoriasis lesion I had on my body was 100% clear. I couldn't even where they had been.

After two years of going 3 times a week to the tanning salon, I bought a $4,000 professional full-size tanning bed.  It lives in my basement, and I 'visit' it for a half hour every day.  I even have to SIT on it to tan my...well...you know....because psoriasis is an EVIL genetic disease that will attack every spot where 'the sun doesn't shine'.

I asked the dermatologist about my risk for skin cancer.  He told me that my benefit outweighs my risk, and that he would monitor me.  

I had a choice:  Look like a leper or look like the love child from George Hamilton and Moses.  I chose the Moses / George thing!  :)  

While we're on the subject of Dead Sea Salt mall kiosks, it seems like some other folks have also had experience with these worse-than-used-car salespeople:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8835155


- Michael

You Make (Made) Me Feel...

I do have to take issue with the "you make me feel" stuff floating around.

In much the same manner as "Love means never having to say you're sorry" is nothing - and I mean *NOTHING* - more than a quote from a movie ("Love Story"), "You Make Me Feel" is 'just a wonderful disco dance tune', and nothing more.  If you choose to center your life around either one of these quotes, the quality of your short time on this Earth probably won't be as good as you had hoped it would be. 

A good parallel explanation would be Marilyn Manson's quote:

"If they think that my art can destroy their faith, then their faith is rather fragile!"

Put into our context:

"If they can get into your head and manipulate your feelings, then your guard mechanisms are rather fragile."

Nobody can crawl into your head and make you feel anything without your permission, and in fact, without you opening up that door and welcoming them in.

(Good God, I'm going to quote a vampire movie!)

It's kinda like in the movie "Fright Night", when they said, "A vampire can't enter your home without first being welcomed in."

When I hear somebody say, "You made me feel....", I think to myself:

"Damn!  You just moved your weak spot - your Achille's Heel - from your foot to your entire head, and by telling that person that they were successful in their attempts to get into your head, you essentially held a virtual bull's eye target against your skull so that person would be sure to hit that target again the next time!"

When the wheat is separated from the chaff, it quickly becomes clear that "how you feel" occurs entirely in your head, and when a conscious effort is applied, we choose whether or not to let other people in our head, or to kick them to the curb.  You have 100% control over your thoughts.  It is entirely up to you.


- Michael

The Storytone Piano....the world's first practical electric piano

I want one of these, too!  But....eBay prices are $19,900 - $250,000!

How fantastic would this wonderful creation look in my 1960's great room?

  

The Storytone Piano is an early electric piano which had strings with magnetic pickups and tube amplification. Even though it has no real soundboard, it weighs one-and-a half tons!

 

A couple clips of this piano playing on YouTube:

Gotta love it!

- Michael

All Dodge Rams are trucks, but not all trucks are Dodge Rams

On the subject of battles that I will never win AND pianos:

This week, I walked into The Antique Emporium on Manchester Ave. here in St. Louis.  This is a fantastic antique mall-type shop with exquisite and unique upscale antiques and other findings.

The Antique Emporium moved 'down the street' recently to another building.  When I visited this shop in it's previous location, the Emporium usually had 2 - 3 grand pianos for sale at any given time, offered for sale by different people who rented that particular booth.

A couple weeks back, I visited this shop in i's new location, and I immediately noted a beautiful 1970 Chickering grand piano in the room adjacent to the entrance of this shop.  At that particular time, I played that piano for probably a half an hour.  My dear readers that 'fiddle on the keys a bit' will know that both touch and tone are vital factors when selecting 'the right piano for you.'  I play a lot of Scott Joplin rag pieces.  If the piano's action is too loose (the touch is too light), it is almost impossible to play a heavy-handed piece on that piano.  Tone is important, too.  If you don't like the way the piano sounds or feels, it will be difficult to play music in a manner that is at once comfortable, familiar and satisfying.

Anywho.....  to continue, with some back story:

A couple years back, I started looking for an acoustic piano to add to my substantial collection of keyboard instruments.  I played a *LOT* of pianos at music shops, estate sales, etc, and I wasn't finding a good match.  In July 2010, I finally found the best match for me:  A 2010 Kawai 506N upright studio piano.  I couldn't ask for a better tone and the touch on the action feels GREAT.

HOWEVER...... (Don't you just love "Howevers"?)......

Owning a grand piano is on my 'bucket list', and I do really hate to be the bearer of bad news, but with each passing day that we are alive on this planet, our time remaining is getting shorter - not longer.  That 'bucket' will come quicker than most folk are expecting it to arrive.

When I sat down to this 1970 Chickering grand piano at the Antique Emporium, it's tone was WONDERFUL, and it's touch was PERFECT.  That piano and I became instant friends, and I played it for a half an hour before I reluctantly left the store.

A couple days ago, I visited his shop again. When I walked in the front door, the shop owner was at the counter.  During my previous visit, a friendly young lady was working, and the shop keep wasn't present.

I told the owner, "I want that piano in there!" (:::pointing into the adjacent room:::).

She answered me, "The baby grand?"

Instinctively, I quickly peeked around the corner into the room that should have contained the only piano that I had seen a couple weeks earlier.  I knew that in the past, this antique store often had several grand pianos in it's inventory, and I thought that I missed seeing one during my last visit.

When I looked back into the room, I noted the same 1970 Chickering classic Grand piano that I had played previously, and that was the only piano in the room.

I asked the shop owner, "Do you have a new baby grand in stock?  I didn't see one on my last visit a couple weeks ago."  In a near-tiff, and in a somewhat bothered tone, she said, as if I didn't know what I was talking about, "No - the only piano in there!" (:::she was pointing into the same room that I just peeked into:::)

Suddenly, I saw the situation a bit more clearer.  I answered her, "\Oh!  That fantastic Chickering is a 'classic grand', not a 'Baby grand' ! I thought I missed a piano on my last visit, and I was looking for a Baby Grand"

Can I confide in you, dear reader, and tell you that this woman looked at me as if I had just lost my damned mind!

She tried to re-educate me by telling me that "The only difference between pianos is the shape.  There is an upright piano and a Baby Grand!"

Uh.... no.  Most folk believe that all pianos that adding the "Baby" superlative to "Grand" makes the piano a bit 'fancier'.  hey need to learn to leave well enough alone.  That classic grand piano is fancy enough without adding a superlative that doesn't belong to it.

I TRIED to explain the difference to her in this manner:

"In much the same manner as 'All Dodge Rams are trucks, but not all trucks are Dodge Rams', all Baby Grand pianos are grand pianos - but not all grand pianos are Baby Grands!"

I continued by telling her that (depending on the piano maker), "Any grand piano under 6' in length is considered a Baby Grand.  Then, you have the 'regular or classic grand', and the REALLY long grand pianos are Concert Grands."

Even though the 5' 10 1/2" model (in this sample) is pushing the limits a bit, these sizes are usually considered "Baby Grands":



These sizes are usually considered "Regular or Classic" Grands:



These huge, fabulously thundering beasts are considered "Concert Grands":
 

(These particular measurements were taken from Steinway's production models, and may vary between other piano makers, however, the concept remains the same.)

After I tried to enlighten the shop-keep, she once again, she looked at me as if I lost my damned mind.

I truly hope that **I** never allow myself to reach the point where I never question a bit of information that I once considered to be true, but in fact, it is not.  Being flexible, and willing to view ANY subject from a different point of view is, indeed, a gift that I do not take for granted.

I know that "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink!" is true, but if he doesn't drink, can I then drown his ass in the pool of water?

I also know that "Never try to teach a pig to sing.  It will only waste your time, and annoy the pig!"

Moving on.....

From the information that I gathered, hat piano had been serviced about 3 months earlier.  The shop owner told me that the work "took 2 days", so I am assuming that it was not only tuned, but the action was possibly re-regulated.  I don't know the name of the piano technician that did the work, but I say, "Kudos to you! That lovely 1970 Chickering classic grand piano sounds and feels lovely!"  The piano's owner has marked the price down from $9,000 to $8,000, and even though that is the 2nd best piano that I have touched in a while (my Kawai being #1 !),. it's still a bit too rich for my blood.

- Michael